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BONZI BUDDY???

FOXY GRANDPA

i notice that tumblr dot com has their black history month banner up, and that’s nice, but i feel like any even more fun black history month activity would be deleting all the white supremacist blogs

follow-up: my partner just told me, as I pressed ‘Post’, “OH FUCK, STEVIE DIED”

in a swamp

or in a bog

there’s nothing finer

than a frog 🐸

in the mud

or by the road

there’s nothing slicker

than a toad!!

in a shoe

or in a boot

there’s nothing neater

than a newt!

in the moss

or in a pail

there’s nothing dearer

than a snail 🐌

some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on