Transcript for the in character parts (assuming Kristen is playing Mabel here and not just being herself, I haven't seen the rest of the stream):
[Mabel giggles from off camera]
Ford: Greetings! This is unusuologist Stanford Pines thanking you all for your generous donations. Now, my niece told me that some of you on the⌠internet, are, in her words⌠thirsting⌠after me. I, uh⌠don't entirely know how to respond to that, other than to say that I too have a thirst. A thirst for knowledge!
In the spirit of scientific curiosity, I will now per your request, search my name on⌠Tik Tok, and read the comments, for your edification.
[clears throat] Let's see⌠"ZaddyâŚ." Clearly a typo, let me try another. "Damn he fine ASF". I assume ASF means At Solving Formulas!
"Stanford can get it!" âŚGet what, what can I get. Respect from my peers I presume? I⌠pressing on.
"Hear me out!" And then the comment⌠ends there. Worrying. What could have possibly stopped this person from finishing their statement, a ghost? A yeti? I will get to the bottom of this, mark my words, stranger, I will hear you out!
"Male Wife Coded", no idea what that means. "Bill fumbled", finally, something we agree on! He fumbled the lives of the entire galaxy!
"Girllll, let's be real about that silver fox, with those twelve fingers, he could-" Dear God! That is. Enough. Stanley, is this some kind of prank?
[Mabel over the top: She gets it. She gets it.]
Stan: It's gotta be! I've known you my whole life, and no one has EVER called you hot. Lemme see this thing. âŚ.What is a⌠Funkle⌠BunkleâŚ?
Okay, this one looks good - OH LORD. SHOOT THE PHONE. SEND IT BACK TO HELL!
[More giggles, and smashing sounds]
Stan: We're safe now, Sixer. We're safe.
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