Gravity Falls Trash

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Soos: I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face. But I heard them. They were singing along to the music in the shop.

Dipper: Do you remember what they were singing?

Soos: I think it was that song, "I Want It That Way".

Mabel: Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar.

Dipper: Okay. Number one, could you please sing the opening to "I Want It That Way"?

Tambry: Really? Okay.

Tambry: You are my fire

Dipper: Number two, keep it going.

Nate: The one desire

Dipper: Number three.

Lee: Believe when I say

Dipper: Number four.

Thompson: I want it that way

Mabel: Tell me why!

All the teens: Ain't nothing but a heartache

Mabel: Tell me why!

All the teens: Ain't nothing but a mistake

Mabel: Now number five~

Robbie: I never want to hear you say-

Mabel: Whoo!

All the teens: I want it that way

Mabel: Ah, chills! Literal chills.

Soos: It was number five.

Stan took his dad’s chain just to clean it up as a father’s day gift 

Defended his brother from bullies 

Dumped punch on himself to make his brother feel better 

Came to Gravity Falls when his brother needed him 

Spent the next thirty years trying to save him from the portal 

Let the kids get what they wanted for no charge 

Wanted to spend some time fishing with the kids 

Gave the kids candy 

Helped Dipper save Wendy from getting brainwashed 

Saved Waddles from a pterodactyl for Mabel 

Toughed up Dipper so he could learn to fight back 

Protected the kids from zombies 

Broke the kids into the golf coarse so Mabel could practice and wished her luck in beating Pacifica 

Attended Mabel’s play 

Tried to help Mabel get over her stopmotion fear 

Saved Dipper and Ford from the wizard

Dropped the debate to go save the kids 

Tried to help Dipper become a ladies man 

Went to check on Mabel to make sure she was okay 

Sacrificed his memories to save everyone 

Went into the multiverse to rescue Mabel 

Threw a party for the kids 

Let Soos Live his dream 

And was ready to punch the bus driver if he didn’t let Waddles on the bus 

And joined his brother on a boating adventure when he needed someone 

gravity falls characters as possums, because everyone needs more possums in their life!

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Today’s Strange Falls Character: TadBob StrangePants @smashndash777