I put "Certified Boyfailure™" in my tinderbio, and got more matches than I've ever had (3). Either people like a project, or they appreciate a guy that's openly pathetic
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

izzy's playlists!

oozey mess
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
YOU ARE THE REASON
taylor price
i don't do bad sauce passes
almost home

JBB: An Artblog!

Love Begins
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Origami Around
$LAYYYTER

#extradirty
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I put "Certified Boyfailure™" in my tinderbio, and got more matches than I've ever had (3). Either people like a project, or they appreciate a guy that's openly pathetic

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Tumblr like geese, right? Look at these wild ones i got a quick pic of
It's sad watching Linkin Park performing at the Champions League final. Not only is their new singer nowhere near Chester's level (no shame in that, he was in a league of his own, just a fact), they clearly don't know what audience they're playing for. I can guarantee that 99% of the crowd didn't know they were playing before they started playing. It's a football game, people are there for football. Don't expect that crowd to sing your lyrics, they'd honestly prefer not having an opening show at all.
I think I might have developed some repetitive strain injury. Thank you, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. 100% worth it.
Tumblr is great. It's just people sharing their funniest intrusive thoughts

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If you have a crush on a dork, wear a dino-onesie while hanging out with them. If they don't like it, they're not someone you should date
Just remembered the one time in like 4th grade when my teacher told the class about this radioshow that used to air when he was young. I don't remember why, or what the lesson was about, just the name of the main character.
"Dickie Dick Dickens"
What did he expect we would learn from that? There was only one thing a bunch of 4th graders would remember.
Mom: when are you bringing a girl home?
Me: Does it have to be a girl?
Mom: No, are you gay?
Me: No, I'm bi
Mom: Ok. Whatever makes you happy
"we focus our microtransactions on the ability to customise nipples" rebecca digitalextremes...
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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In 5 years time we're gonna have people asking for live streaming on tumblr just like how there's always people asking for group chats now
i feel like reblog chains should be more compact and take up more space horizontally, they should add this feature
I think you should be able to edit other people's posts
I think humans should go extinct
At a certain point, laziness becomes dangerous.
Source:
DEN GÅR IKKE Vi synes alle, det kan være lidt besværligt at fjerne sne og is fra bilens ruder, inden vi trykker på speederen og triller afs
LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE
sorry I felt like lying
reblog to cast
that's the spirit
Doing my part
how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies
im holding out for her to die of like, racism poisoning or something in 2023
Like to charge, reblog to cast
Anyone got a new spell?
Got covid. Guess I'm having a Isolate, Ignore, Ibuprofen Christmas

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@oz-me : hey, so sorry to have to ask this, but I need financial he-
Everyone:
yeah okay I'm finally sick of vampire fangs. give those fuckers a blood-sucking proboscis mosquito style
instead of retractable fangs, retractable tongues that unfurl and pierce your jugular! let's make vampires creepy crawly again