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I put "Certified Boyfailure™" in my tinderbio, and got more matches than I've ever had (3). Either people like a project, or they appreciate a guy that's openly pathetic

#dating #boyfailure

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Tumblr like geese, right? Look at these wild ones i got a quick pic of

#honk #Goose

It's sad watching Linkin Park performing at the Champions League final. Not only is their new singer nowhere near Chester's level (no shame in that, he was in a league of his own, just a fact), they clearly don't know what audience they're playing for. I can guarantee that 99% of the crowd didn't know they were playing before they started playing. It's a football game, people are there for football. Don't expect that crowd to sing your lyrics, they'd honestly prefer not having an opening show at all.

#ucl #linkin park

I think I might have developed some repetitive strain injury. Thank you, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. 100% worth it.

#clair obscur: expedition 33 #gaming #I suck at video games

Tumblr is great. It's just people sharing their funniest intrusive thoughts

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If you have a crush on a dork, wear a dino-onesie while hanging out with them. If they don't like it, they're not someone you should date

#dating tip #dinosaur

Just remembered the one time in like 4th grade when my teacher told the class about this radioshow that used to air when he was young. I don't remember why, or what the lesson was about, just the name of the main character.

"Dickie Dick Dickens"

What did he expect we would learn from that? There was only one thing a bunch of 4th graders would remember.

#true story #4am thoughts #school

Mom: when are you bringing a girl home?

Me: Does it have to be a girl?

Mom: No, are you gay?

Me: No, I'm bi

Mom: Ok. Whatever makes you happy

#Coming out #Not having supportive parents is a crazy concept to me #Feel free to dm if you need a stranger to just unload your worries to #Bi #LGBTQ

writerdragon

"we focus our microtransactions on the ability to customise nipples" rebecca digitalextremes...

#Space mom speaks words of wisdom

amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

straighthater

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

kyloschuyler

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama

my-sisters-eyeball

Wtf

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

When Russia makes this post illegal

earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

ace-aussie-asshole

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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staffs-secret-blog

In 5 years time we're gonna have people asking for live streaming on tumblr just like how there's always people asking for group chats now

nyancrimew

i feel like reblog chains should be more compact and take up more space horizontally, they should add this feature

mapswithoutwyoming

I think you should be able to edit other people's posts

grautwok

I think humans should go extinct

At a certain point, laziness becomes dangerous.

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DEN GÅR IKKE Vi synes alle, det kan være lidt besværligt at fjerne sne og is fra bilens ruder, inden vi trykker på speederen og triller afs

#denmark #moron

evilsanlang

LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE

evilsanlang

sorry I felt like lying

reblog to cast

that's the spirit

Doing my part

how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

blackpyrefly

im holding out for her to die of like, racism poisoning or something in 2023

foxgirlmoth

Like to charge, reblog to cast

magnus-rhymes-with-swagness

grautwok

Anyone got a new spell?

Got covid. Guess I'm having a Isolate, Ignore, Ibuprofen Christmas

#covid19 #merry christmas

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@oz-me : hey, so sorry to have to ask this, but I need financial he-

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