Pieces of Me

I mean….yeah.

What other race can be high all the time and not get in trouble?

^^^^^

i think if i went back in time and gave some medieval bitch even just 1 of my sour skittles that they would actually die

Alexa and Google are girlfriends

Shipped like Amazon

twitch streamers acknowledging what you type in chat is the modern day equivalent of knights giving flowers to young women who have come to watch them joust

There is no actual, tangible reason why we allow people to starve, to be homeless, to suffer and die needlessly. Food is plentiful. Empty homes are plentiful. Medicine is plentiful. It’s hidden away behind constructs and we pretend those constructs mean something. There is an empty home and a homeless family, give them it. There is a sick child and common medicine to treat it, give it to them. There is a starving person and so much food wasted by corporations or hidden behind a dollar sign, feed them.

I love this beyond anything in my life

Jessie and James always get this kind of treatment anyway but it’s fucking priceless that they also came for Ash -AND- Pikachu.

meowth confirmed to have all of team rockets brain cells

I was gonna joke about the team cat being the smart one but then I remembered that he’s a pokemon who learned English through eavesdropping and sheer force of will and is therefore a genius.

Meowth could have killed all of team rocket if wanted to

Ash is dumb due to not being able to win a single tournament in the OG series

Arriving at Chernobyl.... the vibes levels are all over the place

vibe check! *geiger counter starts going wild*