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@gratuitousvictrix
*you find a small bag filled with what looks to be small pieces of chocolate. attached is a note* “merry Christmas gv! i made some fudge! it’s like this earth candy that’s really chewy and chocolaty! my grandma used to make it with me every year and i hope you like it! - ce”
why would you shit in this bag?
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Troll Markiplier sends his regards
holly shjt troll markpilier
What do you think about each of the session trolls?
How am I making you age faster?? It isn’’t my fault you are already old asf
"rexpect your elderx" if im xo old in your eyex already
>}o you're so old you witnessed everyone's ancestors
im kicking your axx first chance i get
did you know him?
i wanted to make friends with Murie so i showed ‘er my favorite duel monsters cards but she just threw them into the ocean :(
What a jerk. Any way they can be recreated with alchemy?
That's just the plot to a yu-gi-oh episode. Is Skye making things up???
this bitch must think i'm weevil underwood
Wanna start a fight club with me?
i'm game, but what would the first rule be?
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Can you please stop swindling the consorts. None of them are particularly smart so I can’t imagine it’s even that entertaining for you.
However you are genuinely screwing up the economy, they don’t have enough to invest in the stock market anymore and now I’m losing boonbucks by the day. So cut it please?
there are very few things more entertaining than sitting on a literal golden throne watching a procession of consorts bring me their monthly payment toward their gambling debts
it's like the #1 most enjoyable thing i've done in the medium, so uh
lol lmao fuck you, i'm not stopping
I feel like you deserve Anon hate but idk how to do that so just imagine this message is threatening for me thanks!
hey, stella, are chunks of my thinkpan supposed to come out of my nose when i use my psionics?
What the fu- That is a seri⊙us side effect!
headache
Hit the griddy
hit the what?
Who would be the top five easiest players to rob blind in a game of poker?
Arriar (Drunk)
2. Arriar (Sober)
3. Fingop
4. Draco
5. Iyeris
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Wait how do you like us trolls I haven't even met you
i got a random encounter and met a troll like you!! we became friends and they told me about your species :D
Ummm...it's what you humans call "marriage."
I hate to break it to you, saltwater, but I think you've been misinformed about what marriage is...
no she explained it pretty well i think? palin is like when troll relationships get recognized as official or somethin like that.
The drones come by to collect something in a bucket. It's official if your partner is the you do that with.
What do you think they do to provide that something for the drones, Skye.
uhh… it feels like you’re tryin to say it’s something dirty…
which means i really ain’t understandin troll anatomy at all… the analogy just doesn’t translate ig?
They have a big bug that lays them all as eggs. Trolls don't do pregnancy. There's no 'inside-the-body' stuff.
Why are humans talking about troll reproduction now ::(( it is getting weird
>}o because they're weirdos
Should we just leave this convo cause I’’m getting weirded out
Let's-a go.
@asktrisallens You can play too if you'd like, but since you're probably at your house or something, just connect via online mode.
dont worry, im bringing my pro controller!! i want to see you guys anyway :)
Ah, well, if you insist, could you give me some time to tidy up, please?
It seems quite obvious to be, Murie
it's a meme you dipshit
Wait how do you like us trolls I haven't even met you
i got a random encounter and met a troll like you!! we became friends and they told me about your species :D
Ummm...it's what you humans call "marriage."
I hate to break it to you, saltwater, but I think you've been misinformed about what marriage is...
no she explained it pretty well i think? palin is like when troll relationships get recognized as official or somethin like that.
The drones come by to collect something in a bucket. It's official if your partner is the you do that with.
What do you think they do to provide that something for the drones, Skye.
uhh… it feels like you’re tryin to say it’s something dirty…
which means i really ain’t understandin troll anatomy at all… the analogy just doesn’t translate ig?
They have a big bug that lays them all as eggs. Trolls don't do pregnancy. There's no 'inside-the-body' stuff.
Why are humans talking about troll reproduction now ::(( it is getting weird
>}o because they're weirdos
Should we just leave this convo cause I’’m getting weirded out
Let's-a go.
@asktrisallens You can play too if you'd like, but since you're probably at your house or something, just connect via online mode.
dont worry, im bringing my pro controller!! i want to see you guys anyway :)
Ah, well, if you insist, could you give me some time to tidy up, please?
Another day sober, I'm proud of myself! :)
I wonder if he'd be proud of me.
hey you wanna go get blackout drunk?
Do you think Muriot is a loser?
No, not a loser. She just gets on my nerves sometimes!
I mean, being a thief on Alternia is one thing. But here? After the apocalypse that left only a handful of trolls left alive? We should be working together, not trying to con each other!
And why is she hateflirting with a human? He said he wasn't interested.
alright fuck this, i'm setting the record straight
i feel absolutely nothing caliginous, pitch, or otherwise spade adjacent towards draco, any perceived hateflirting is a completely platonic dispute over gambling debt, regardless of how it reads
When we win the game do we not deserve to shape the universe to our own benefit? The hell it has put us through can’t just be so some idiot race that doesn’t even exist yet get to have peaceful lives. What do we get out of all of this?
We do indeed get control of the universe, as far as I am aware. You and I know how much getting cosmically fucked over is an absolute pain in the ass. We should make a world where people do not get fucked over as such, no? Aside from what we can probably do whatever the fuck we want, so let that be your answer.
it's genuinely hilarious how easy it is to tell when stella asks something
She thinks she's slick, lmao.
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When we win the game do we not deserve to shape the universe to our own benefit? The hell it has put us through can’t just be so some idiot race that doesn’t even exist yet get to have peaceful lives. What do we get out of all of this?
We do indeed get control of the universe, as far as I am aware. You and I know how much getting cosmically fucked over is an absolute pain in the ass. We should make a world where people do not get fucked over as such, no? Aside from what we can probably do whatever the fuck we want, so let that be your answer.
it's genuinely hilarious how easy it is to tell when stella asks something
@mechanicchariot you have been forgiven but please promise me you will gamble more responsibly and make sure no one owes you got it?? Also I sent the necklace back and tonight don’’t forget dinner at my place
:D
I promise, I double-promise, alright? I never make promises I can't keep. I'll get what Muriot owes me.
Also, I love what you did with the necklace, it's so pretty! I thought you weren't giving it back. I'm glad you did! I'll continue to treasure it.
You can bet on my binary vascular system that I'll be there.
@gratuitousvictrix
You.
You have four hours to amass what you owe me, and by then I'll come to collect it.
If you don't have enough, I'm going to break you, and then I'm gonna take your valuables until I'm satisfied.
You can't hide from me.
Four hours.
you're gonna get your ass kicked, draco, trust me this isn't worth it
Taunting me only makes me want to hurt you more.
But if you're too poor to pay up what you owe me, just say so! I'll let you completely off the hook if you just admit you bit off more than you could chew financially and you're a bad gambler.
jegus christ you are not beating the pitchflirting allegations ever
i'm literally always going to be the better gambler though, because for once that deck was clean and you needed to cheat to win, simply an issue of skill, i guess
Yikes, I still don't get why that's classified as romance. Fuckin' weird species, man.
Do NOT bullshit me about a clean deck though we all know you don't have a single unmarked deck to your name.
Anyway you've got like 40 minutes before I come to get my money so make sure you've got it ready in a nice neat little pile for me :]
i'll have you know i have 46 marked decks each with a different method, and 12 clean decks
we used one of the 12 clean decks
you are simply a bastard
Oh, is that why you didn't win, hm? It wasn't a marked deck?
Yeah fuck off. Forget the timer, I'm robbing your shit.
good luck finding my stash i guess?
