Grapnels

Antony Addams silently staring Openheimer down in the background like "BITCH! 'I' did all the damn work."

Ripley (my parrot) says "you're silly" a lot because I say it to him a lot. But he also participates in both sides of this exchange: "you're silly" "no YOU'RE silly" "we're silly." Lately he has just been cutting to the chase and thoughtfully remarking "we're silly" over breakfast.

this is some "we are groot" level shit

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

the fuck are you living where cis is a minority?

poor thing

the days before equal rights

please clarify that's when the photo was taken, not what era it's implying.

that video of all those sabrina carpenters killing miku in fortnite makes me sad. it reminds me of high school

you went to school with sabrina carpenter?

you went to school with hatsune miku?

that looks problematic

yay accuracy

more dangerous to yourself than the enemy

great setup

why would you need that much barrel?

my god this would suck to use

my eyes!

near perfect

that's going to get caught on everything.