i hate it when game devs putΒ βfixed several issuesβ in patch notesΒ
no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.
you know those patch notes that are likeΒ βfixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, theyβd become the size of a skyscraperβΒ
i wanna read those. tell me those.Β
Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special oneβ¦ because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum valueβ¦ which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortressβ net worth skyrocketedβ¦ a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.
Reblogging for the explanation of what βadjusted value of beesβ actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.
Okay but youβve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all βFlying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedyβΒ
Actually I lied itβs the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that heβd given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbingΒ
This has to be my favorite patch note ever
