GTA V Confessions

“ there's a subway in gta v? i didn't know???? “ 

“I’d fuck Michael tbh”

”I actually enjoy bowling with Roman.”

“I actually suck at this game so I mostly just end up coming up with weird ass scenarios for when I play. Currently I'm playing Franklinas an overzealous car thief that ended up falling in love with a smart car that he named Dolly, and his mission in life is to steal all smart cars, marry Dolly the smart car, and establish control over the Vinewood sign as its president. It's surprisingly fun.”

” I wish they put better fighting animation and parkour it would be more entertaining and less annoying.”

“Trevor’s hot af and he gets the best lines - he’s hilarious!”

"I am willing to get my driving license only to ride on desert motorways at full speed with Channel X as a soundtrack." 

I hate the idea of Tracey/Franklin. She's too spoiled and bitchy and Franklin wouldn't be able to stand that without snapping at her.

"I have a crush on Michael and I just can't help it."

"Before the release of GTAV, I DREAMT of playing the game. (And in my dream it was an amazing game btw)