Poisoner

Sometimes it’s difficult for people to seek contact with each other because they can feel intimidated by others. Using this meme, you can send the symbols to my askbox that represent to you how intimidating I am to you. This way, it could be more clear to both sides how things are based on these feelings.

“One day you’re gonna kill someone, and we will not be surprised.”

“The world needs to stop thinking of itself and think about us for once.”

“I went from being such a genius to falling down a hole.”

“It’s time to cannibalize another laptop to keep mine working.”

“It’s fine, I’ll hide in the toilets.”

“Is this a door? It looks like a door but it doesn’t work like a door.”

“This chair is really broken but I’m going to stand on it anyway.”

“Oh. I broke it.”

“That is so spectacularly broken.”

“I will always fight god for you.”

“This is a lot bigger than I thought it’d be.”

“I’m so angry about ugly hats.”

“You have a heinous quantity of shoes.”

“If I’m getting hecked you’re getting hecked with me.”

“You got big dick energy.”

“Do you want a creepy one? I have a creepy one.”

“Who in our families is going to take one for the team and kick the bucket and give us inheritance.”

“Half my family keeps insisting they’re gonna die soon, so.”

“You can’t blame the moon for everything.”

“America is victimizing me.”

“You’re literally the only reason America’s not allowed to sink into the ocean.”

“I’m gonna sit on you until you feel better.”

“Maybe it’s the evil hats.”

“Oh, yeah. Pretending to care about opinions.”

“Are you encouraging me to throw sharp things?”

“You can throw sharp things for 24 hours only.”

“Some people just have faces you wanna throw darts at.”

“I have so many pants. Why do I only wear the same two pair all the time?”

“So many guns, so little time.”

“Fuck these hangers, they’re worthless and can’t do their damn job right.”

“Are you having a fight with the dryer?”

“If I was having a fight, there’d be a lot more cursing.”

“You might have a dishwasher but we have a dryer, so I guess we’re even.”

“Doing that would be completely disastrous.”

“Did you just call me a brave woman!?”

“He would be a very ugly woman.”

“It sounds like I’m being rude, and I probably am.”

“I guess we can text like normal people. Who even calls people anymore?”

“You should be able to turn your period on and off like a monthly subscription. ”

“Fight me, because that’s something I encourage.”

‘  i was fine till the night that your friends introduced me to you.  ’

‘  i should’ve just got drunk and stayed home.  ’

‘  dammit, i wish i never met you.  ’

‘  i try, but i can’t forget you.  ’

‘  i can’t say i expected anything different.  ’

‘  the way you complicate me’s simple.  ’

‘  you know i want you in the worst way.  ’

‘  baby, why don’t you stay?  ’

‘  i’m so tired of being lonely.  ’

‘  don’t i give you what you need?  ’

‘  i know you’re not asleep.  ’

‘  all that i do comes back to you.  ’

‘  all i can do is try not to screw this up again.  ’

‘  i called to say i was okay ‘cause i know how you are.  ’

‘  gotta find my way away from this place.  ’

‘  are you afraid of me now?  ’

‘  i love the way you are today.  ’

‘  run away with me now.  ’

‘  i need you so much closer.  ’

‘  i know it’s too late.  ’

‘  i should have given you a reason to stay.  ’

‘  i wanna sleep next to you.  ’

‘  i wanna come home to you.  ’

‘  your hands and lips still know their way around.  ’

‘  we’re not doing it again so leave it.  ’

‘  i wanna see you but you’re not mine.  ’

‘  nothing comes close to the way that i need you.  ’

‘  it feels like there’s oceans between me and you once again.  ’

‘  i want you and i always will.  ’

‘  if you loved me, why’d you leave me?  ’

‘  you brought out the best of me.  ’

‘  our love was made for movie screens.  ’

‘  you could break my heart in two, but when it heals, it beats for you.  ’

‘  i wanna hold you when i’m not supposed to.  ’

‘  you’re stuck in my head and i can’t get you out of it.  ’

‘  if i could do it all again, i know i’d go back to you.  ’

‘  everybody knows we got unfinished business.  ’

‘  i remember thinking that i got this right.  ’

‘  i wish we never met cause you’re too hard to forget.  ’

‘  i know that you don’t, but if i ask you if you love me, i hope you lie to me.  ’

‘  i can be so mean when i wanna be.  ’

‘  i can cut you into pieces when my heart is broken.  ’

‘  please don’t leave me.  ’

‘  what is it with you that makes me act like this?  ’

‘  i forgot to say out loud how beautiful you really are to me.  ’

‘  i need you, i’m sorry.  ’

‘  my love, we’re fucked up.  ’

‘  i love your precious heart.  ’

‘  they could never tear us apart.  ’

‘  i hate to feel the love between us die.  ’

‘  you gave me more to live for, more than you’ll ever know.  ’

‘  i know that in time i’ll only make you cry.  ’

‘  maybe i’m too young to keep good love from going wrong.  ’

‘  tonight you’re on my mind.  ’

‘  i don’t wanna be your girl no more.  ’

‘  i want to taste her lips cause they taste like you.  ’

‘  maybe then you’d want me just as much.  ’

‘  fuck off and pour another drink.  ’

‘  i’ll put you out of your misery.  ’

‘  tell me that it’s all okay.  ’

‘  i’m here, but don’t count on me to stay.  ’

‘  you were born for leaving.  ’

‘  i love you, but i’ll leave you.  ’

‘  i don’t want you, but i need you.  ’

‘  i might be okay, but i’m not fine at all.  ’

‘  i remember it all too well.  ’

‘  i forget about you long enough to forget why i needed to.  ’

‘  this thing was a masterpiece till you tore it all up.  ’

‘  i’d like to be my old self again, but i’m still trying to find it.  ’

‘  you don’t think twice about me.  ’

‘  maybe you’re right to doubt me.  ’

‘  you cannot quit me so quickly.  ’

‘  i got all the time for you, love.  ’

‘  will i hold you again?  ’

‘  you left me in the dark.  ’

‘  when our friends talk about you, all it does is just tear me down.  ’

‘  my heart breaks a little when i hear your name.  ’

‘  i should have bought you flowers and held your hand.  ’

‘  i should have given you all my hours when i had the chance.  ’

‘  it haunts me every time i close my eyes.  ’

‘  dear, i fear we’re facing a problem.  ’

‘  you love me no longer, i know.  ’

‘  say that you love me.  ’

‘  i can’t care about anything but you.  ’

‘  i just wanna keep calling your name until you come back home.  ’

‘  i gave you something, but you gave me nothing.  ’

‘  every promise don’t work out that way.  ’

‘  what is it about you that i can’t erase?  ’

‘  pour me another drink.  ’

‘  don’t you think i wish that i could stay?  ’

‘  say you’ll miss me one last time.  ’

‘  i’m feeling like i might need to be near you.  ’

‘  i’ve only ever known the kind of love that leaves you battered and broken.  ’

‘  forgive me for my mixed emotions.  ’

‘  that’s not what love’s supposed to do.  ’

‘  don’t go breaking my heart ‘cause it’s the only one i got.  ’

‘  forgive me if i’m being too open.  ’

‘  we’re too young to start making plans.  ’

‘  monogamy’s not a part of me.  ’