Grad School 101

When you take a 10 minute writing break and it accidentally lasts six months

It’s not self-plagiarism. I asked myself if I could use it and I said it was fine.

Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t

learn fucking stats or at least how they can hurt

As a wise man once said: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

@biologyweeps, relevant to your interests?

Extremely relevant, yes, and the reason why proper statistical treatment of numbers is so damn important. 

me when doing assignments

me right now

why is this so accurate

This person looks way too awake to be a tenure-track professor.

When you take a 10 minute writing break and it accidentally lasts six months

If this is you, today is a new day!

To paraphrase a quote... “The best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago. The second best time is today.” And: “Rome wasn’t built in a day. But one day someone woke up and thought, ‘I’m going to start building Rome’”

You are more than your CV. You are also other things that could have gone on your CV that didn’t seem relevant until seeing them on someone else’s.

Literally me right now.