7 beers

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

talking heads was right

how

i do ask myself. how did i get here

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

reactionary girl utena

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

(no beers in) i could really go for a beer right now

mid-air refueling is really embarrassing… just out here in the open…?