Graciesaysrelax

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

this is literally all society needs to be

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

I play the same 25 songs everyday and them mfs hit every time

fool (self-diagnosed)

people who think adhd is fake are so fucking funny like can you imagine if i was like this on purpose

Are you fucking with me rn omg I’m dead

@tinyrats