rebog

how can we lose when we’re so sincere is forever always one of my favourite peanuts bits

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

@bestwesley

When life challenges you, you must step up to the challenge. Your enemies are gonna be out for blood. When that happens, make sure it tastes like shit. Eat garbage. Only drink booze. Cover yourself in oil slick. Nasty bitches dont get ate, remember that

this is why i exclusively moisturise using fish oil

whats your fucking problem anon

never. and i mean NEVER. blow weed smoke out of your gills it will burn like hell. don't ask me how i know this

We can. Hold hands?

im gonna be in the river out back but if you don't mind holding a wet hand i can stay near the shore

you are so attractive its actually unbelievable

Because of the bingo, the cheating at bingo, or the cover up of the cheating at bingo? Or is it some secret 4th thing

ill be honest the bingo aint really doing it for me but everything else is real great and maybe also some 4th thing to yeah makes me wanna take you out for dinner and a movie or something

I have a new hole if anyone is interested

do not put anything in there or so help me god

Even if .its funny?

wesley. wesley this is god speaking yuo have to put a joint i.n there

Your haters will try and tear you down. Don't let them. Your haters will speak lies. Don't listen to them. Your haters eat peas with no seasoning. Fucked up

BUT WUT IF THEY TELL TRUTHZ

then you kill them