laughing stock

honestly even if ur 100% monogamous its healthy to be able to like... discuss your own attraction. your partner shouldnt be getting wildly jealous over you having the hots for a celebrity or fictional character, and if your partner thinks your friends are good looking that shouldnt be panic attack inducing. thats like... normal? its normal to notice when people are attractive?

like ok be miserable but me n my bf will be laughing together over which pathetic fictional man we'd have as our third if he were real

i wish Christopher Eccleston a very pleasant day

i wish all outdoor cat owners a very bring the cat inside permanently

this edible aint sh…….. corota toyolla

obsessed with how in season one we had Sasha hacking computers, Martin breaking and entering, and Tim.. courting people so that they would reveal confidential information to him. And this whole time Jon was just like “I can’t comment on the methods of my assistants from a professional standpoint because admittedly they get the job done.”

The fact that they’re all doing Crime Time in season one is so funny too, because while you understand why Jon was breaking and entering into Gertrude’s flat in S2 because there’s Real Big Stakes, in S1 they were literally all just biting through the red tape for what is literally an office job. They weren’t even asked to they all just said “my boss asked me to do paperwork. This is an excuse to Go To The Most Extreme”

imagine how bad that boat feels. i would cry. imagine holding up global trade. i cant even hold up the grocery line for 4 seconds while i put change in my wallet without turning into a damp, whimpering chihuahua

Are you okay? You arent. But are you?

sometimes i get so scared