im goug

Everyone go make excessive use of your local library's generous lending policies to borrow my books and read them for free. Thank you libraries.

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

matching best friends t-shirts idea one says ‘the wound they will carry for the rest of their life➡️’ and the other. just says ‘⬅️best friend’

dee lezzing out s18 dee lezzing out s18 dee lezzing out s18. don’t mind me i’m manifesting

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

my writing gland is purple and swollen

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive