birds aren't real

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

no offense but why does anyone other than me get to control the way my hair looks

bosses are like “ummmmm it’s unprofessional to have fun hair :/” families are like “why would you ruin the way your hair naturally looks” some weirdos call you a slut for a specific hairstyle………………….. fuck off it’s hair???????? and it’s mine????????????? none of your goddamn business????????????

and this extends to tattoos and piercings and stuff too. the only thing colorful hair, tattoos, and piercings say about me is that I thought they would look cool and they do so fuck off

Being a trauma victim be like, *has dream involving sex and feels dirty 'bout it when you wake up*

Being a trauma victim be like, *sees something slightly ns/fw and feels dirty for the rest of day*

Have I already told the person this thing? Have I only thought about telling them? Have I only dreamt about telling them? Or am I going to tell them and find out I already told them 3 times before?

watch the whole thing

bitches think depression is cute and quirky but will tell you you’re gross for not practicing simple hygiene during a depressive episode.... i am absolutely NOT bitches i hate bitches

Girls hate on dudes for using 5 in 1 shampoo conditioner toothpaste hemorrhoid cream because they have stockholm syndrome from megacorporations convincing them they need 29838479 different types of moisturizer for each quadrant of their face, time of day, and position of venus relative to mercury