who are we?
oi oi the name's wade willows. i'm from earth-138* and i'm the UK's one and only Deadpool. i know I'm not canon and i really don't care. i've got a symbiote, his name's Butcher. you can ask him shit.
*[Actually, itâs Earth 138B- the version of Hobieâs earth from Sonyâs Spiderverse film series- ED đ¤]
shut up.
uhhhhh oh yeah! my tragic backstory. i started as a humble raggamuffin whisked away by pm osborn's science goons. they needed to test out some shit to strengthen the blue bottles. i got a healing factor and a symbiote, at the cost of...i'd say at least 75% of my sanity.
obviously they had to test out how good i was on the field. sent me out to "contain" a riot and I just ripped out my tracker and ran. morons still haven't caught me yet lol
by the way iâm a bloke and my pronouns are he/they
