he looks like he’s about to turn into a horse

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

you know what i’ve decided that i’m not going to like boys anymore. i’ve had enough them and their dumb faces. their voices. their bodies. their hot hot bodies. boys are hot. i love boys

What if instead of My Chemical Romance it was called My Chemical Douglas? -Douglas, my dad

wow!

disabled women of color are capable and deserve to be recognized and respected

this is like how a dream feels

IT SOUNDS LIKE A BED TIME STORY

THIS HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMF I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

not to sound like a soft bitch but i’m really in the mood to fall asleep in someone’s arms

HOLLERIN 😭

Pls 😂😂😂

well ok

didn’t work but glad i tried

happy sunday