God's Forsaken Bimbo

mututally thirsting over women with my partner <3 goals

Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Please, keep looking. Not for a person, but for your passion, your love, your courage, your goals, your dreams, your happiness, yourself. Keep looking. Explore yourself before you explore another. Know your worth, know yourself. Only then will you know what you need over what you want. You need yourself to become your own.

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

today a coworker said ‘does anyone notice that when you use Copilot to draft an email it gets grammar wrong?’ And I said ‘you need AI to draft an email?’ And suddenly I’m in the wrong