We Don't Talk About Pooh Bear
A slasher song parody by yours truly, based off Encanto's 'We Don't Talk about Bruno.'
Ghostface:
“We don’t talk about Pooh Bear, no no no.
We don’t talk about Pooh Bear.
But! It was a Friday night (Leatherface: It was a Jason night)
I got a call from someone who knew my number (Leatherface: Knew his number somehow)
The caller on the line had a big stupid grin (Leatherface: Stupid!)
Bubba, I got the call, not you!
Leatherface: Sorry Danny go on.
Ghostface:
Pooh said Christopher Robin would pay (Leatherface: Not in bank notes)
For abandoning him for college (Leatherface: Where’s Peter Pan when you need him?)
100 Acre Woods in disarray (Leatherface: Quite charming story but bottom line)
Ghostface and Leatherface:
We don’t talk about Pooh Bear no no no!
We don’t talk about Pooh Bear!
Chucky:
‘Oi!
Thought that Pooh Bear was probably on crack.
Tiff and and I can hear him growling and snarling.
You’d think that someone stole his vat of honey.’
Tiffany:
“Ever since that bear became public domain,
People wanted to have their way with him.
To the point we’d be run of the killing industry.
Get our point?”
Freddy Krueger:
"Hollowed out eyes,
Axe slung on his back,
Elm Street’s kids
Will take to the track.
If there’s none left,
Then it’s the end of the line for me…"
Freddy Krueger, Ghostface, Leatherface, Chucky and Tiffany:
"We don't talk about Pooh Bear, no no no no!
We don’t talk about Pooh Bear!"
Jigsaw:
"The day he comes about, it’s game over! (oh god!)
Christine:
"Can I cause a car crash now? Anywhere but here?! (Oh god!)
Candyman:
"Reboots were crap but holy hell, this is way worse!”
All:
“What’ll happen to us when that bear comes around?!”
Jason Voorhees:
“When he arrives, the camp that I live, might be changed forevermore.”
Pennywise:
“When he arrives, my power will rise like Georgie’s soul to heaven.”
Freddy Krueger:
"Hey Penny, that’s a bit much, don't you think?"
Michael Myers:
“When he arrives, the curse of Halloween, will be put to an end. My reign of terror over!”
Pinhead:
“It’s like our world's upside down.
(Carrie White: "Hey Mike.")
It's like our world's upside down.
(Carrie White: "They want not a kill out of us.")
Our world's upside down!"
Megan:
“Yeesh that Pooh Bear.
That Pooh bear sounds bad.
But maybe you’re overthinking.
How bad could he be?”
Chucky:
"Speak of the devil, that bear's almost here!"
All:
"Welp, we're f***ed!"
Ghostface, Leatherface, Chucky, Tiffany, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and Pennywise:
"It was a Friday Night, I got a call;
(it was a Jason night;)
Thought that Pooh Bear was probably on crack.
Tiff and and I can hear him growling and snarling.
Hollowed out eyes, axe slung on his back.
(When he arrives, the camp that I live)
From someone who knew my number;
(Knew his number somehow;)
You’d think that someone stole his vat of honey.
Elm Street’s kids will take to the track.
(Might be changed, forevermore)
The caller on the line had a big stupid grin;
('stupid!')
Ever since that bear became public domain,
People wanted to have their way with him.
If there’s none left, then it’s the end of the line for me…;
(When he arrives, my power will rise)
Bubba, I got the call, not you!
(Sorry Danny go on;)
To the point we’d be run of the killing industry.
Get our point?;
(Like Georgie’s soul to heaven.)
"Penny, that's a bit much don't you think?"
Ghostface, Leatherface, Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger & Jason Voorhees:
"Pooh said Christopher Robin would pay
(Not in bank notes)
When he arrives, the curse of Halloween,;
Hollowed out eyes, axe slung on his back.
(When he arrives, the camp that I live)
For abandoning him for college
(Where’s Peter Pan when you need him?)
Will be put to an end. My reign of terror over, over!;
Elm Street’s kids will take to the track;
(might be changed forevermore)
100 Acre Woods in disarray
(Quite charming story but bottom line)
It's the end, it's the end, it's the end, it's the end.
If there’s none left, then it’s the end of the line for me…;
(And I'm dead, and I'm dead, and I'm dead, I'm dead)"
Don't talk about Pooh Bear!"
Megan:
"Should I have talked about Pooh Bear?"
All:
"Say nothing about Pooh Bear!"
Megan:
"I don't think I should have bought up Pooh Bear."
