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MBTI as quotes from The Office (U.S.)
ENTJ: DID I STUTTER?
INTJ: There are too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague.
INTP: I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.
ENTP: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
ENFJ: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.
ENFP: And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
INFP: I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.
INFJ: How the turntables.
ISTJ: Obviously, we all want to die. But we need to get through this.
ESTJ: I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.
ISFP: It's never too early for ice cream, Jim!
ISFJ: You know what they say "Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice.... strike three."
ESFJ: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
ESFP: Dwight, you ignorant slut.
ESTP: Friends joke with one another. "Hey, you're poor." "Hey, your mom is dead." That's what friends do.
ISTP: There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die Dwight? How will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."
The heart of a dragon stuck in the body of a sponge….. sounds about right
*sigh*

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every entp ever
How dare this fandom not have a fanfiction written about this very specific and complex idea that only I have thought of and never asked anyone to write about.
viimeisen koepäivän jälkeen on kyllä aina kauheen kevyt olo, kun ei oo oikeasti mitään kouluun liityvää tehtävissä.
ei se kauaa kestä, mutta onpahan yks kiva iltapäivä.
im in physical pain every day because finnish tumblr users have the weirdest urls ever but nobody knows it because the urls are in finnish
seriously its shit like moomin-rectal-prolapse, jesus-spanker, foreskin-cum-burrito, turbo-bream-orgy and satan’s-titty-slurper and so on. and im not exaggerating at all. and this is not small minority among finnish tumblr blogs, its more like the standard to have urls like these. and none of you non-finnish-speakers have seen this mess because its written in finnish
i just spent a couple minutes going thru finnish tumblr tags. here’s a short list of some of my faves
roughly “chaotically fertilized” (or maybe inseminated? sikin sokin doesn’t really have a direct translation but it’s kinda like, willy nilly, disorganized, chaotic… like things can be “sikin sokin” (messy, disorganized, chaotic) on ur desk or in a drawer)
pourtmanteau of carousel (karuselli) and celery (selleri)
the lord’s vagina (vittu technically means like. the whole of the genitalia associated w vaginas not just the vagina, and is a curse word that has a denotion that boils down to abt the same as c*nt when used to refer to genitals, but with the severity/social acceptance level/usage of “fuck.” if you can put “fuck” there you can put “vittu” there. herra/the lord means specifically The Lord in the religious sense here)
foreplayground
satan’s pineapple
pourtmanteau of mental illness (mielisairaus) and dinosaur (dinosaurus)
extreme diarrhea
dick mountain
sex toy box
self-beer-er, roughly, but it’s a pun/joke on flasher (itsensäpaljastaja, lit self exposer) and beer (kalja)
@pikkuinen
I’m adding a few as well because I’ve loved these things since I joined Tumblr.
A portmanteau of umbilical cord and tightrope walker = umbilical cord walker.
The new shit house (outhouse), written in the style of 1500s.
The never-ending [state of being] fucking annoyed. Please refer to the entry “herranvittu” for the use of vittu.
I-won’t-give-up-beer.
Radical fuck satan.
Repe Sorsa is the Finnish name of Daffy Duck, so rebel-duck is not far off.
my translation skills might not be the best but let me add some:
onion of modesty
seashell fetish
broccoli worm
blueberry hater
gay drumming
brutal banana
ok first you need to know that the word “bead” is the same as “pearl” in finnish. so this could be pourtmanteau of analbeads and seashell, or anal pearl seashell.
LUPITA NYONG’O © Daria Kobayashi Ritch / Marie Claire | March 2019

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Sad but true via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2WxM9n7
do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely
Remember Siwa? This is her now:
Feel old yet?
Bram Stoker’s Dracula 1992 ‧ Francis Ford Coppola
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