An intern in the world’s most insane city

Oh aren't I?

Yes, because contrary to popular belief, Batman doesn’t work alone, if you beat or kill him, you’ve got 10 other vigilantes in Gotham alone ready to kick your ass

Good thing none of them are good enough to take me down.

Oh you sweet summer child, you’ve never read jjk have you

Are you ok, you sound like you’re performing an exorcism on yourself

Oh aren't I?

Yes, because contrary to popular belief, Batman doesn’t work alone, if you beat or kill him, you’ve got 10 other vigilantes in Gotham alone ready to kick your ass

WAIT STOP!

I have the most girlypop music taste imaginable and know the lyrics of every abba song by heart, also has undiagnosed autism

"Alright, fine. But we both know i love a good gag."

...yaoi?

im actually throwing myself back in the pit.

Do a flip please

I meant the nightwing kind, not the flying Graysons kind, sorry.

"Alright, fine. But we both know i love a good gag."

...yaoi?

im actually throwing myself back in the pit.

Do a flip please

Honestly I stopped talking to my family about it because whenever I bring up something my friends or coworkers did or saw, they get concerned and start asking me to see a doctor, as if that’s safe

Good night, Gotham. Sleep with one eye open, I'll be needing to borrow it. 👁

How many eyes do you need?

Ive got a jar of them in storage, how much you paying?

250 an eye. 500 if they're from someone important.

Define important

For the love of god please tell me you don’t have someone’s eyeballs in a jar somewhere

Oh no, not me, a friend went through their parents stuff after they passed, guess what they found among other things

They better not have my knife.

We did find a weird knife(at least we think it was a knife) with a book and recorder next to it, you’ll have to ask Anne because she called dibs immediately when she saw it.

Did you happen to see a mask? If you did I'm inclined to take you off my hit list if you hand it over. 👀

Jesus!, you could’ve just asked

Good night, Gotham. Sleep with one eye open, I'll be needing to borrow it. 👁

How many eyes do you need?

Ive got a jar of them in storage, how much you paying?

250 an eye. 500 if they're from someone important.

Define important

For the love of god please tell me you don’t have someone’s eyeballs in a jar somewhere

Oh no, not me, a friend went through their parents stuff after they passed, guess what they found among other things

They better not have my knife.

We did find a weird knife(at least we think it was a knife) with a book and recorder next to it, you’ll have to ask Anne because she called dibs immediately when she saw it.

Did you happen to see a mask? If you did I'm inclined to take you off my hit list if you hand it over. 👀

Good night, Gotham. Sleep with one eye open, I'll be needing to borrow it. 👁

How many eyes do you need?

Ive got a jar of them in storage, how much you paying?

250 an eye. 500 if they're from someone important.

Define important

For the love of god please tell me you don’t have someone’s eyeballs in a jar somewhere

Oh no, not me, a friend went through their parents stuff after they passed, guess what they found among other things

They better not have my knife.

We did find a weird knife(at least we think it was a knife) with a book and recorder next to it, you’ll have to ask Anne because she called dibs immediately when she saw it.

Good night, Gotham. Sleep with one eye open, I'll be needing to borrow it. 👁

How many eyes do you need?

Ive got a jar of them in storage, how much you paying?

250 an eye. 500 if they're from someone important.

Define important

For the love of god please tell me you don’t have someone’s eyeballs in a jar somewhere

Oh no, not me, a friend went through their parents stuff after they passed, guess what they found among other things

Good night, Gotham. Sleep with one eye open, I'll be needing to borrow it. 👁

How many eyes do you need?

Ive got a jar of them in storage, how much you paying?

250 an eye. 500 if they're from someone important.

Define important

Nowadays, if I see a number I don’t recognize, I assume it’s spam.

Will you think that whenbyou hear my knife tapping on your window sill?

No, I assume it’s my friend Anne and walk over, she has a habit of doing that.

Yes but do you know Anne's intent?

Usually she wants to show off her new knife, she’s a weapon nut, last time it was one of those filipino knives, I think she called it a bolo

Nowadays, if I see a number I don’t recognize, I assume it’s spam.

Will you think that whenbyou hear my knife tapping on your window sill?

No, I assume it’s my friend Anne and walk over, she has a habit of doing that.