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I am Vengeance, I am the Knight! I am BATMAN!
This blog is Arkhamverse batman a couple days before the events of Arkham Knight, though i admit i will be handwavy on that, its essentially arkham knight batman before he "died" at the end.
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heey Batman;)
"Ah. Hello Selina."
Ah, why so down, bats?🐈⬛
"Still work to be done in Gotham. And still... coming to grasp with things that happened recently."
"hummm..Come on, bats! You deserve a break and some relaxation, don't you think?"🐈⬛
He sighs "fine. When I'm done I'll take a break."
'"You know where to find me, don't you, little bat?"
"...I'm sorry but I won't be coming anymore. Something... something came up."
"Hmm...always the same, always too busy, with something to do...save Gotham and blah blah"
"I know I forgot to tell you... but... jason was back. Joker didn't kill him... but... uh... he was just killed by some woman called pistole, right in front of me."
"Wait, wait, Jason...are alive? Batman, you know you don't need to blame yourself...your guilt will lead you to hallucinate, which you already seem to be having, actually...Are you sure it wasn't just a dream?" Selina spoke while raising an eyebrow, trying to sound clever with sarcasm at the end of the sentence, but her concern for his mental well-being was perceptible and noticeable.
"...i saw it happen with my own eyes. Tim was there with me. We both saw pistole shoot him..."
"Are you sure you're not hallucinating?..."
"I wish I was."
... something just happened. i dont know what, but i just got this awful gut feeling, like something just changed for the worst
i need- i need t- Cointoss, sound off!
all good in here.
cheepy?
{MIIIIIIH!}
cyber?
《 nothing happened here 》
raz?
[gwah]
sig's out on delivery. hope he's alright.
[he calls @pistole-prince-of-fools 's phone]
he calls and calls yet it goes to voicemail
I'm sorry for the inconvenience but if you can call at a later time that'll be great
fucking fuck fucker. uhhh.
oh dammit i dont have any of James's stuff.
(he looks at the Zoom™️ call)
James @trigger-hound . hey. if by any chance you see this. i can't get a hold of Pistole. just goes to voice mail.
OUR FUCKING WAREHOUSE BLEW UP-
it cuts and glitches for a moment then shows her half transformed state laying dead the warehouse itself has fallen inward and is currently on fire it also shows a destroyed batmobile in the background
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?
well at least you're-
(he looks overl
PISTOLE!
(without even a moment to think, he moves through the screen, materializing in front of the warehouse. he first runs, then moves in a hunched over and hurried walk, and eventually is just collapsed next to Pistole. he cradles her close, feeling for a pulse in its neck or in her wrist)
please just be unconscious. jus- tell me its just that i can't feel your pulse. you- you're alive, right?
it's dead it hasn't been breathing for hours at this point it reeks of fish and burnt flesh
... no you're- you- you're alive. you look pretty rough right now but you'll. you'll make it... won't you?
(he taps above Pistole's knee, trying to make its leg move reflexively... something that would only happen if the brain still had blood flow to it).
the mound of flesh doesn't move then James moves and puts his hand on techno's shoulder
I... I knew you two were close but...
the building is coming down, we have to go
he sniffles and chokes a sob
she's gone, she's not coming back but we have to go
"she's not. it can't be. no, that's just- that's only one reflex and it doesnt always work. just- there's this thing with the eyelids-" he lifts an eyelid and puts his pinkie finger under it. in a brain-living person, this would cause the head to twitch backwards. in Pistole, of course, nothing.
"we just- we need to get her out of this heat."
he thinks for a moment then turns around to the other side of the flesh mound he calls "her"
sure we can drag her out
The Cointoss District is visible through the ZOOM™️ square with an unmistakeable concern on their face, yet scrutinizing the scene as if searching for something. any sort of tell as to where the warehouse is located.
seeing the completely inconsolable mess of a shadow trying to pull Pistole out of the burning building and struggling against his leg injuries, he squints his functional eye.
"vampire. over here for just moment."
hmm?
he walks over to the phone he dropped
hello?
"hello. yes. you can call me Jackson."
he speaks then in a quieter tone.
"all things considered, his shadow mass seems pretty solid at the moment. with enough force, he could be knocked unconscious. if necessary to get him out in time."
hmm ok thank you
he doesn't bother to be quiet when walking up on techno
I'm sorry
he quickly slams a fist into the nape of his neck to knock him out
"as i suspected. now, please. save his life. i don't want to find out if he can die from a collapsing, burning building."
he quickly carries techno out of the building then turns around her corpse is heftier but he carries it all the same
I got them both out
he looks around then stares at the batmobile and points the camera at it, he starts to look around then finds him batman he drops the phone and runs to him
hey batman!
he drags out batman too
(@arkhambatmanofficial)
He is unconscious and, likely unbeknownst to him, in a coma
well... if it's Bruce who wakes up
"When we get the joker infection out of him I mean... i doubt it'll be Bruce who wakes up from the coma."
uh...
yeah tell Tim n Mara as soon as possible
fucking beat the bitch to death...
I think full joker infection or smth idk
"Shit... I... when Bruce comes out of it hes not going to be happy."
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so... oracle how do you feel about listening to Bruce kill someone?
(if the explosion fucked up their coms here's this instead)
ey oracle Bruce killed Pistole
"He WHAT?! Oh God. I'm... I'm going to ask Tim and Mara to keep an eye on him. Maybe we shouldn't have removed those quarantine cells in the movie studio so soon."
Due to a massive rp there will be new answering ask tags. You will have to differentiate who you are asking questions to in my inbox. Rps that took place before the rp will not be affected by this change
For when "batman" (joker) answers an ask itll be #thinkofitasarunninggag
For robin itll be #birdwatchersinthecave
For oracle itll be #thebrainbehindthescreen
Also, at least for a bit, you cant talk to regular batman
I might occasionally add bruce inside jokebats mind but that's internal
Need a hand tonight, Batsy? I'm always down with being Brave and Bold with my ol' dancing partner!
"Alright Creeper, I need help taking down the riddler anyway."
Oh sure, Bats. Is it the trophy grabbing? Cause my climbing and jumping can help me get to any kind of heights. I mean, I'll try to help with the solving, but my puzzle solving is limited to point-and-click adventure games.
Of course, if you want me to just trash Riddler's stuff, I can handle that no problem! *pulls a wrench out of his boa, smirks and slaps it against his other hand*
"Not many trophies left. Then I need to confront him. There are about 16 left."
Well then, *holds up a communication device* Send me the map and I'll get right on it. Next time though, how about a contact when there's a lot more? I'm sure this'd be taken care of fairly faster if I was here earlier.
"You came to be to be fair."
He presses some buttons on his gauntlet and the creeper is sent the last locations
I'm just sayin' I'll make time whenever ya need me. *makes his way to the first location*
"To be fair most of the time you're busy being a reporter."
Due to a massive rp there will be new answering ask tags. You will have to differentiate who you are asking questions to in my inbox. Rps that took place before the rp will not be affected by this change
For when "batman" (joker) answers an ask itll be #thinkofitasarunninggag
For robin itll be #birdwatchersinthecave
For oracle itll be #thebrainbehindthescreen
Pistole appears in full masquerade regalia
hello batman!
(@pistole-prince-of-fools)
"Pistole. Last chance to come in quietly."
'But that won't be as fun batsy.'
oh come on I got something really good cooking
she raises her hand and odd drum beats start
I think you'll love it!
"No. I won't."
He stances up to get ready to fight
'I'm kind of interested in seeing her plan batsie. After all I do like fun. And itll be fun carving a smile into her corpse. Heheheheheee'
Smoke comes out and suddenly he sees it the ghastly visage of his mother dead and walking to him
"...what the...?"
'OOo this IS interesting!'
she's now right in front of batman just standing there neither moving nor speaking
I said I got something really good cooking!
"I... i know she's not real. You cant scare me with this."
scare? NO of course not
what do I like look? the scarecrow?
mean... probably but that's a whole other thing
come on! why don't you hug her?
the odd drum beats seem to swell as the ghost opens her arms
"No." He walks around the ghost. "I'm placing you under arrest pistole."
'What?! You just want to place her under arrest?! After everything she's done?! Let me take control. Come on Bruce!'
ah you're boring
everything disappears
maybe a proper scrapping could be good?
"So you want to do this the hard way? Alright. I gave you your chance."
the lights go off and fast footsteps are heard a metal fist hits him in the face
finally!
He stumbles back a little from the punch
"Oracle, find a way to get some lights in here. I'm fighting blind!"
gunshots ring out hitting glass
nah we're fighting fair
you got the experience and training on me
"And you've got the tech on me."
He tries to dodge out of the way of any incoming bullets (granted not knowing if there WERE incoming bullets but anyway)
only fair my good bitch!
come on like you don't have anything good on me~
her cattle prod lights up like ball lightening, it looks like a black staff with a club at the other end but at least now she's visible she starts running towards batman then before she hits him with the prod immediately swings it around to hit him in the temple with the club end
And he gets launched a little, rolling across the ground before he struggles to all fours.
"Oracle, hurry up with that light!"
'Im doing the best i can B'
oh no you're gonna be blind here
there's nothing to illuminate shit
she starts laughing hard
maybe I should get you some light this is getting boring~
'I've got something B just be prepared'
"Then I'll make some."
A sound like a car driving up before screeching to a halt is heard outside... before suddenly a wall is shot down and the room is lit up by its headlights (and moonlight outside)
we better get a good scrapping in!
she runs at batman and misses instead hitting the ground with her prod
He makes a quick counter attack to capitalise on the miss.
she stumbles back and rips her prod out of the ground it sparks a bit but is mostly fine
HIT HARDER NEXT TIME GRAMPS!
He swings forward at her. Now that he can see hes on the attack.
she parries with her staff then hits him in the throat
oh do be better you're making this easy!
damn no wonder you keep losing everyone if you can't even smack a bitch
He stumbles back a little, before evading around her... while spraying something on the floor.
Explosive gel.
her prod hits the explosive gel quickly lighting sending her to the ground
FUCK-
He throws a batarang to try to knock the prod out of her hand
she parries it with her prod then stumbles a bit as she gets up
alright you wanna use gadgets? we can use gadgets!
she raises her hand and creates an odd box which sends batman into the wall
He grunts from the pain before slowly getting up
'Keep pistole occupied, im going to try to hack her glove.'
"How about less talk pistole and more fighting?"
He takes out his batclaw to try to rip the staff out of her hand
it wraps around her staff but she starts pulling the rope
ooh nice can I have it~
He throws a batarang at her hand to make her let go
'Im in, disabling her gauntlet now. Ill work on the rest of her tech in a second. But its one less thing in her arsenal now. Im also going to upload a virus in it to keep her from turning it back on.'
"You won't win Pistole. I wont let you."
fuuuuuuuck-
she laughs heartily as they start beeping then takes them off and throws them at batman making incredibly large explosions on either side of him and also engulfing her in the explosion
"AGH-" he tries his best to block it with his arm and Cape but its simply not enough as he gets absolutely fucking LAUNCHED into the wall and set on fire.
He panickedly tries to put out the fire on himself
she panics for a moment in the falling building then a carapace rips out of her back as she turns into some odd insectoid beast upon finishing a falling piece of the roof hits it and pins it there
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
He puts out the fire, but his armor and especially his mask is severely damaged, his face has severe burns. His arm is shattered... hes just running on sheer adrenaline and anger now. He struggles to his feet.
"I... won't... let... you... win..." it hurts to speak... yet he fights through the pain to do so.
it barely manages to pull itself out of of the fallen debris then picks it up with a strange tape worm looking tongue and flings it at batman hitting him in the leg
He collapses to his knees... but he forces himself to get up again...
'Come on brucie... we both know that if you dont let me take control, we'll both die... as I can make sure that thing doesnt hurt anyone ever again.'
"...n-no... you... arent... coming... out..."
it awkwardly strides over reeking of burnt flesh and fish then attempts to picks him up with a clawed "hand" and accidentally gets the ground right in front of him
'Come on... let me put it out of its misery.'
He grips his head with one arm
'Let me out let me out let me out let me-'
His mind is racing, echoing with jokers voice as he struggles to stand...
...before his eyes turn green and he smiles
"My turn."
He takes out a batarang from his utility belt and stabs it into the monsters hand
it managed to puncture as it shrieks out and reels up onto its hide limbs quickly slamming down its weight into his hand
He shouts in pain... but the shout ends with... laughter.
it clumsily steps back looking confused then roars at him it charges forward hitting the wall next to him and stumbles around for a moment
He swings his broken fist into the monster, hard. Not caring that it hurts. He's not holding back. He may be injured, and weaker than usual... but even then, Bruce was holding back. Joker does not.
the punch does nothing against its black carapace it whirls around and lifts its head high then slams full force into his head
He gets launches backwards into the wall.
He coughs up some blood... then laughs a little
"I-im... going... to show... you... just how big... a mistake you've made is..."
He presses some buttons on his gauntlet with some struggle with his broken hand and shattered arm.
And remote controls the batmobile... and fires its 60mm cannon at pistole, just barely missing and grazing the monsters arm
it reels up and starts bucking wildly then charges at him using its head to lift him into the air letting him drop back down
He lands on the ground and in pain, he struggles to the controls again and fires.
And the 60mm cannon blasts a hole in pistoles shoulder
it screams being knocked forward a bit then it turns around and smashes the tank under its weight
While its distracted, he struggles to his feet, takes our a batarang from his belt, and runs at pistole, jumping and stabbing it in the back, clinging on for dear life with an already broken hand
it screeches then starts to buck wildly but instead just exhausting itself
Hes still somehow holding on tight. He jams his boots in between the carapace plates, gripping the batarang to stab it again.
it screams reeling up and slamming down, oddly enough there are flowers in-between the carapace and when the boots jammed in-between the armor plating more flowers pour out of it
The flowers grow around his arm and body up to his arm, locking it in place
"What the heck is this stuff? Disgusting!"
it "laughs" victoriously as it bucks again and again not realizing the flowers stuck him to it
He tries to rip his arm out of the flowers but fails
"You're not losing me that easily! I still want to kill you!"
it leans up against a wall and stumbles before it can do anything
He rips his arm out of the plants, and as he was holding onto the batarang still, it came out with it.
"There we are! Now for the other one."
He begins cutting his other arm out of the plants with the batarang
they give quickly letting him out it screams as he does this and starts bucking frantically before eventually lying down unable to give more then the plates start shifting very slowly
He gets launched off and he rolls on the floor. His entire body hurts. But hes not done yet. He struggles to his feet one last time.
it breathes hoarsely quite labored it doesn't move instead slowly going back to Phoebe not far in the slightest instead just the carapace getting quite weak it stares at batman with fish like eyes that almost seem scared
He begins to giggle as he stumbles towards her.
Those giggles slowly turn into laughter.
And when hes finally close enough...
He starts punching.
Bruce is watching internally, a passenger in his own body. Horrified. Knowing he cant stop it.
Batman- no. Joker. Keeps punching. And with the final blow, he grabs the batarang, and stabs it into her chest, before twisting the blade.
it screams and detransforms faster it begins to look like some mound of cancerous flesh as flowers pour out of it now obstructing its vision and breathing it chokes and chokes now it's barely moving
'...what did you make me do...?'
"What we had to brucie. Your first kill... and now... for us both to rest."
He collapses, unconscious. Injuries too severe.
it finally stops breathing
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Pistole appears in full masquerade regalia
hello batman!
(@pistole-prince-of-fools)
"Pistole. Last chance to come in quietly."
'But that won't be as fun batsy.'
oh come on I got something really good cooking
she raises her hand and odd drum beats start
I think you'll love it!
"No. I won't."
He stances up to get ready to fight
'I'm kind of interested in seeing her plan batsie. After all I do like fun. And itll be fun carving a smile into her corpse. Heheheheheee'
Smoke comes out and suddenly he sees it the ghastly visage of his mother dead and walking to him
"...what the...?"
'OOo this IS interesting!'
she's now right in front of batman just standing there neither moving nor speaking
I said I got something really good cooking!
"I... i know she's not real. You cant scare me with this."
scare? NO of course not
what do I like look? the scarecrow?
mean... probably but that's a whole other thing
come on! why don't you hug her?
the odd drum beats seem to swell as the ghost opens her arms
"No." He walks around the ghost. "I'm placing you under arrest pistole."
'What?! You just want to place her under arrest?! After everything she's done?! Let me take control. Come on Bruce!'
ah you're boring
everything disappears
maybe a proper scrapping could be good?
"So you want to do this the hard way? Alright. I gave you your chance."
the lights go off and fast footsteps are heard a metal fist hits him in the face
finally!
He stumbles back a little from the punch
"Oracle, find a way to get some lights in here. I'm fighting blind!"
gunshots ring out hitting glass
nah we're fighting fair
you got the experience and training on me
"And you've got the tech on me."
He tries to dodge out of the way of any incoming bullets (granted not knowing if there WERE incoming bullets but anyway)
only fair my good bitch!
come on like you don't have anything good on me~
her cattle prod lights up like ball lightening, it looks like a black staff with a club at the other end but at least now she's visible she starts running towards batman then before she hits him with the prod immediately swings it around to hit him in the temple with the club end
And he gets launched a little, rolling across the ground before he struggles to all fours.
"Oracle, hurry up with that light!"
'Im doing the best i can B'
oh no you're gonna be blind here
there's nothing to illuminate shit
she starts laughing hard
maybe I should get you some light this is getting boring~
'I've got something B just be prepared'
"Then I'll make some."
A sound like a car driving up before screeching to a halt is heard outside... before suddenly a wall is shot down and the room is lit up by its headlights (and moonlight outside)
we better get a good scrapping in!
she runs at batman and misses instead hitting the ground with her prod
He makes a quick counter attack to capitalise on the miss.
she stumbles back and rips her prod out of the ground it sparks a bit but is mostly fine
HIT HARDER NEXT TIME GRAMPS!
He swings forward at her. Now that he can see hes on the attack.
she parries with her staff then hits him in the throat
oh do be better you're making this easy!
damn no wonder you keep losing everyone if you can't even smack a bitch
He stumbles back a little, before evading around her... while spraying something on the floor.
Explosive gel.
her prod hits the explosive gel quickly lighting sending her to the ground
FUCK-
He throws a batarang to try to knock the prod out of her hand
she parries it with her prod then stumbles a bit as she gets up
alright you wanna use gadgets? we can use gadgets!
she raises her hand and creates an odd box which sends batman into the wall
He grunts from the pain before slowly getting up
'Keep pistole occupied, im going to try to hack her glove.'
"How about less talk pistole and more fighting?"
He takes out his batclaw to try to rip the staff out of her hand
it wraps around her staff but she starts pulling the rope
ooh nice can I have it~
He throws a batarang at her hand to make her let go
'Im in, disabling her gauntlet now. Ill work on the rest of her tech in a second. But its one less thing in her arsenal now. Im also going to upload a virus in it to keep her from turning it back on.'
"You won't win Pistole. I wont let you."
fuuuuuuuck-
she laughs heartily as they start beeping then takes them off and throws them at batman making incredibly large explosions on either side of him and also engulfing her in the explosion
"AGH-" he tries his best to block it with his arm and Cape but its simply not enough as he gets absolutely fucking LAUNCHED into the wall and set on fire.
He panickedly tries to put out the fire on himself
she panics for a moment in the falling building then a carapace rips out of her back as she turns into some odd insectoid beast upon finishing a falling piece of the roof hits it and pins it there
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
He puts out the fire, but his armor and especially his mask is severely damaged, his face has severe burns. His arm is shattered... hes just running on sheer adrenaline and anger now. He struggles to his feet.
"I... won't... let... you... win..." it hurts to speak... yet he fights through the pain to do so.
it barely manages to pull itself out of of the fallen debris then picks it up with a strange tape worm looking tongue and flings it at batman hitting him in the leg
He collapses to his knees... but he forces himself to get up again...
'Come on brucie... we both know that if you dont let me take control, we'll both die... as I can make sure that thing doesnt hurt anyone ever again.'
"...n-no... you... arent... coming... out..."
it awkwardly strides over reeking of burnt flesh and fish then attempts to picks him up with a clawed "hand" and accidentally gets the ground right in front of him
'Come on... let me put it out of its misery.'
He grips his head with one arm
'Let me out let me out let me out let me-'
His mind is racing, echoing with jokers voice as he struggles to stand...
...before his eyes turn green and he smiles
"My turn."
He takes out a batarang from his utility belt and stabs it into the monsters hand
it managed to puncture as it shrieks out and reels up onto its hide limbs quickly slamming down its weight into his hand
He shouts in pain... but the shout ends with... laughter.
it clumsily steps back looking confused then roars at him it charges forward hitting the wall next to him and stumbles around for a moment
He swings his broken fist into the monster, hard. Not caring that it hurts. He's not holding back. He may be injured, and weaker than usual... but even then, Bruce was holding back. Joker does not.
the punch does nothing against its black carapace it whirls around and lifts its head high then slams full force into his head
He gets launches backwards into the wall.
He coughs up some blood... then laughs a little
"I-im... going... to show... you... just how big... a mistake you've made is..."
He presses some buttons on his gauntlet with some struggle with his broken hand and shattered arm.
And remote controls the batmobile... and fires its 60mm cannon at pistole, just barely missing and grazing the monsters arm
it reels up and starts bucking wildly then charges at him using its head to lift him into the air letting him drop back down
He lands on the ground and in pain, he struggles to the controls again and fires.
And the 60mm cannon blasts a hole in pistoles shoulder
it screams being knocked forward a bit then it turns around and smashes the tank under its weight
While its distracted, he struggles to his feet, takes our a batarang from his belt, and runs at pistole, jumping and stabbing it in the back, clinging on for dear life with an already broken hand
it screeches then starts to buck wildly but instead just exhausting itself
Hes still somehow holding on tight. He jams his boots in between the carapace plates, gripping the batarang to stab it again.
it screams reeling up and slamming down, oddly enough there are flowers in-between the carapace and when the boots jammed in-between the armor plating more flowers pour out of it
The flowers grow around his arm and body up to his arm, locking it in place
"What the heck is this stuff? Disgusting!"
it "laughs" victoriously as it bucks again and again not realizing the flowers stuck him to it
He tries to rip his arm out of the flowers but fails
"You're not losing me that easily! I still want to kill you!"
it leans up against a wall and stumbles before it can do anything
He rips his arm out of the plants, and as he was holding onto the batarang still, it came out with it.
"There we are! Now for the other one."
He begins cutting his other arm out of the plants with the batarang
they give quickly letting him out it screams as he does this and starts bucking frantically before eventually lying down unable to give more then the plates start shifting very slowly
He gets launched off and he rolls on the floor. His entire body hurts. But hes not done yet. He struggles to his feet one last time.
it breathes hoarsely quite labored it doesn't move instead slowly going back to Phoebe not far in the slightest instead just the carapace getting quite weak it stares at batman with fish like eyes that almost seem scared
He begins to giggle as he stumbles towards her.
Those giggles slowly turn into laughter.
And when hes finally close enough...
He starts punching.
Bruce is watching internally, a passenger in his own body. Horrified. Knowing he cant stop it.
Batman- no. Joker. Keeps punching. And with the final blow, he grabs the batarang, and stabs it into her chest, before twisting the blade.
it screams and detransforms faster it begins to look like some mound of cancerous flesh as flowers pour out of it now obstructing its vision and breathing it chokes and chokes now it's barely moving
'...what did you make me do...?'
"What we had to brucie. Your first kill... and now... for us both to rest."
He collapses, unconscious. Injuries too severe.
Pistole appears in full masquerade regalia
hello batman!
(@pistole-prince-of-fools)
"Pistole. Last chance to come in quietly."
'But that won't be as fun batsy.'
oh come on I got something really good cooking
she raises her hand and odd drum beats start
I think you'll love it!
"No. I won't."
He stances up to get ready to fight
'I'm kind of interested in seeing her plan batsie. After all I do like fun. And itll be fun carving a smile into her corpse. Heheheheheee'
Smoke comes out and suddenly he sees it the ghastly visage of his mother dead and walking to him
"...what the...?"
'OOo this IS interesting!'
she's now right in front of batman just standing there neither moving nor speaking
I said I got something really good cooking!
"I... i know she's not real. You cant scare me with this."
scare? NO of course not
what do I like look? the scarecrow?
mean... probably but that's a whole other thing
come on! why don't you hug her?
the odd drum beats seem to swell as the ghost opens her arms
"No." He walks around the ghost. "I'm placing you under arrest pistole."
'What?! You just want to place her under arrest?! After everything she's done?! Let me take control. Come on Bruce!'
ah you're boring
everything disappears
maybe a proper scrapping could be good?
"So you want to do this the hard way? Alright. I gave you your chance."
the lights go off and fast footsteps are heard a metal fist hits him in the face
finally!
He stumbles back a little from the punch
"Oracle, find a way to get some lights in here. I'm fighting blind!"
gunshots ring out hitting glass
nah we're fighting fair
you got the experience and training on me
"And you've got the tech on me."
He tries to dodge out of the way of any incoming bullets (granted not knowing if there WERE incoming bullets but anyway)
only fair my good bitch!
come on like you don't have anything good on me~
her cattle prod lights up like ball lightening, it looks like a black staff with a club at the other end but at least now she's visible she starts running towards batman then before she hits him with the prod immediately swings it around to hit him in the temple with the club end
And he gets launched a little, rolling across the ground before he struggles to all fours.
"Oracle, hurry up with that light!"
'Im doing the best i can B'
oh no you're gonna be blind here
there's nothing to illuminate shit
she starts laughing hard
maybe I should get you some light this is getting boring~
'I've got something B just be prepared'
"Then I'll make some."
A sound like a car driving up before screeching to a halt is heard outside... before suddenly a wall is shot down and the room is lit up by its headlights (and moonlight outside)
we better get a good scrapping in!
she runs at batman and misses instead hitting the ground with her prod
He makes a quick counter attack to capitalise on the miss.
she stumbles back and rips her prod out of the ground it sparks a bit but is mostly fine
HIT HARDER NEXT TIME GRAMPS!
He swings forward at her. Now that he can see hes on the attack.
she parries with her staff then hits him in the throat
oh do be better you're making this easy!
damn no wonder you keep losing everyone if you can't even smack a bitch
He stumbles back a little, before evading around her... while spraying something on the floor.
Explosive gel.
her prod hits the explosive gel quickly lighting sending her to the ground
FUCK-
He throws a batarang to try to knock the prod out of her hand
she parries it with her prod then stumbles a bit as she gets up
alright you wanna use gadgets? we can use gadgets!
she raises her hand and creates an odd box which sends batman into the wall
He grunts from the pain before slowly getting up
'Keep pistole occupied, im going to try to hack her glove.'
"How about less talk pistole and more fighting?"
He takes out his batclaw to try to rip the staff out of her hand
it wraps around her staff but she starts pulling the rope
ooh nice can I have it~
He throws a batarang at her hand to make her let go
'Im in, disabling her gauntlet now. Ill work on the rest of her tech in a second. But its one less thing in her arsenal now. Im also going to upload a virus in it to keep her from turning it back on.'
"You won't win Pistole. I wont let you."
fuuuuuuuck-
she laughs heartily as they start beeping then takes them off and throws them at batman making incredibly large explosions on either side of him and also engulfing her in the explosion
"AGH-" he tries his best to block it with his arm and Cape but its simply not enough as he gets absolutely fucking LAUNCHED into the wall and set on fire.
He panickedly tries to put out the fire on himself
she panics for a moment in the falling building then a carapace rips out of her back as she turns into some odd insectoid beast upon finishing a falling piece of the roof hits it and pins it there
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
He puts out the fire, but his armor and especially his mask is severely damaged, his face has severe burns. His arm is shattered... hes just running on sheer adrenaline and anger now. He struggles to his feet.
"I... won't... let... you... win..." it hurts to speak... yet he fights through the pain to do so.
it barely manages to pull itself out of of the fallen debris then picks it up with a strange tape worm looking tongue and flings it at batman hitting him in the leg
He collapses to his knees... but he forces himself to get up again...
'Come on brucie... we both know that if you dont let me take control, we'll both die... as I can make sure that thing doesnt hurt anyone ever again.'
"...n-no... you... arent... coming... out..."
it awkwardly strides over reeking of burnt flesh and fish then attempts to picks him up with a clawed "hand" and accidentally gets the ground right in front of him
'Come on... let me put it out of its misery.'
He grips his head with one arm
'Let me out let me out let me out let me-'
His mind is racing, echoing with jokers voice as he struggles to stand...
...before his eyes turn green and he smiles
"My turn."
He takes out a batarang from his utility belt and stabs it into the monsters hand
it managed to puncture as it shrieks out and reels up onto its hide limbs quickly slamming down its weight into his hand
He shouts in pain... but the shout ends with... laughter.
it clumsily steps back looking confused then roars at him it charges forward hitting the wall next to him and stumbles around for a moment
He swings his broken fist into the monster, hard. Not caring that it hurts. He's not holding back. He may be injured, and weaker than usual... but even then, Bruce was holding back. Joker does not.
the punch does nothing against its black carapace it whirls around and lifts its head high then slams full force into his head
He gets launches backwards into the wall.
He coughs up some blood... then laughs a little
"I-im... going... to show... you... just how big... a mistake you've made is..."
He presses some buttons on his gauntlet with some struggle with his broken hand and shattered arm.
And remote controls the batmobile... and fires its 60mm cannon at pistole, just barely missing and grazing the monsters arm
it reels up and starts bucking wildly then charges at him using its head to lift him into the air letting him drop back down
He lands on the ground and in pain, he struggles to the controls again and fires.
And the 60mm cannon blasts a hole in pistoles shoulder
it screams being knocked forward a bit then it turns around and smashes the tank under its weight
While its distracted, he struggles to his feet, takes our a batarang from his belt, and runs at pistole, jumping and stabbing it in the back, clinging on for dear life with an already broken hand
it screeches then starts to buck wildly but instead just exhausting itself
Hes still somehow holding on tight. He jams his boots in between the carapace plates, gripping the batarang to stab it again.
it screams reeling up and slamming down, oddly enough there are flowers in-between the carapace and when the boots jammed in-between the armor plating more flowers pour out of it
The flowers grow around his arm and body up to his arm, locking it in place
"What the heck is this stuff? Disgusting!"
it "laughs" victoriously as it bucks again and again not realizing the flowers stuck him to it
He tries to rip his arm out of the flowers but fails
"You're not losing me that easily! I still want to kill you!"
it leans up against a wall and stumbles before it can do anything
He rips his arm out of the plants, and as he was holding onto the batarang still, it came out with it.
"There we are! Now for the other one."
He begins cutting his other arm out of the plants with the batarang
they give quickly letting him out it screams as he does this and starts bucking frantically before eventually lying down unable to give more then the plates start shifting very slowly
He gets launched off and he rolls on the floor. His entire body hurts. But hes not done yet. He struggles to his feet one last time.
it breathes hoarsely quite labored it doesn't move instead slowly going back to Phoebe not far in the slightest instead just the carapace getting quite weak it stares at batman with fish like eyes that almost seem scared
He begins to giggle as he stumbles towards her.
Those giggles slowly turn into laughter.
And when hes finally close enough...
He starts punching.
Bruce is watching internally, a passenger in his own body. Horrified. Knowing he cant stop it.
Batman- no. Joker. Keeps punching. And with the final blow, he grabs the batarang, and stabs it into her chest, before twisting the blade.
Pistole appears in full masquerade regalia
hello batman!
(@pistole-prince-of-fools)
"Pistole. Last chance to come in quietly."
'But that won't be as fun batsy.'
oh come on I got something really good cooking
she raises her hand and odd drum beats start
I think you'll love it!
"No. I won't."
He stances up to get ready to fight
'I'm kind of interested in seeing her plan batsie. After all I do like fun. And itll be fun carving a smile into her corpse. Heheheheheee'
Smoke comes out and suddenly he sees it the ghastly visage of his mother dead and walking to him
"...what the...?"
'OOo this IS interesting!'
she's now right in front of batman just standing there neither moving nor speaking
I said I got something really good cooking!
"I... i know she's not real. You cant scare me with this."
scare? NO of course not
what do I like look? the scarecrow?
mean... probably but that's a whole other thing
come on! why don't you hug her?
the odd drum beats seem to swell as the ghost opens her arms
"No." He walks around the ghost. "I'm placing you under arrest pistole."
'What?! You just want to place her under arrest?! After everything she's done?! Let me take control. Come on Bruce!'
ah you're boring
everything disappears
maybe a proper scrapping could be good?
"So you want to do this the hard way? Alright. I gave you your chance."
the lights go off and fast footsteps are heard a metal fist hits him in the face
finally!
He stumbles back a little from the punch
"Oracle, find a way to get some lights in here. I'm fighting blind!"
gunshots ring out hitting glass
nah we're fighting fair
you got the experience and training on me
"And you've got the tech on me."
He tries to dodge out of the way of any incoming bullets (granted not knowing if there WERE incoming bullets but anyway)
only fair my good bitch!
come on like you don't have anything good on me~
her cattle prod lights up like ball lightening, it looks like a black staff with a club at the other end but at least now she's visible she starts running towards batman then before she hits him with the prod immediately swings it around to hit him in the temple with the club end
And he gets launched a little, rolling across the ground before he struggles to all fours.
"Oracle, hurry up with that light!"
'Im doing the best i can B'
oh no you're gonna be blind here
there's nothing to illuminate shit
she starts laughing hard
maybe I should get you some light this is getting boring~
'I've got something B just be prepared'
"Then I'll make some."
A sound like a car driving up before screeching to a halt is heard outside... before suddenly a wall is shot down and the room is lit up by its headlights (and moonlight outside)
we better get a good scrapping in!
she runs at batman and misses instead hitting the ground with her prod
He makes a quick counter attack to capitalise on the miss.
she stumbles back and rips her prod out of the ground it sparks a bit but is mostly fine
HIT HARDER NEXT TIME GRAMPS!
He swings forward at her. Now that he can see hes on the attack.
she parries with her staff then hits him in the throat
oh do be better you're making this easy!
damn no wonder you keep losing everyone if you can't even smack a bitch
He stumbles back a little, before evading around her... while spraying something on the floor.
Explosive gel.
her prod hits the explosive gel quickly lighting sending her to the ground
FUCK-
He throws a batarang to try to knock the prod out of her hand
she parries it with her prod then stumbles a bit as she gets up
alright you wanna use gadgets? we can use gadgets!
she raises her hand and creates an odd box which sends batman into the wall
He grunts from the pain before slowly getting up
'Keep pistole occupied, im going to try to hack her glove.'
"How about less talk pistole and more fighting?"
He takes out his batclaw to try to rip the staff out of her hand
it wraps around her staff but she starts pulling the rope
ooh nice can I have it~
He throws a batarang at her hand to make her let go
'Im in, disabling her gauntlet now. Ill work on the rest of her tech in a second. But its one less thing in her arsenal now. Im also going to upload a virus in it to keep her from turning it back on.'
"You won't win Pistole. I wont let you."
fuuuuuuuck-
she laughs heartily as they start beeping then takes them off and throws them at batman making incredibly large explosions on either side of him and also engulfing her in the explosion
"AGH-" he tries his best to block it with his arm and Cape but its simply not enough as he gets absolutely fucking LAUNCHED into the wall and set on fire.
He panickedly tries to put out the fire on himself
she panics for a moment in the falling building then a carapace rips out of her back as she turns into some odd insectoid beast upon finishing a falling piece of the roof hits it and pins it there
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
He puts out the fire, but his armor and especially his mask is severely damaged, his face has severe burns. His arm is shattered... hes just running on sheer adrenaline and anger now. He struggles to his feet.
"I... won't... let... you... win..." it hurts to speak... yet he fights through the pain to do so.
it barely manages to pull itself out of of the fallen debris then picks it up with a strange tape worm looking tongue and flings it at batman hitting him in the leg
He collapses to his knees... but he forces himself to get up again...
'Come on brucie... we both know that if you dont let me take control, we'll both die... as I can make sure that thing doesnt hurt anyone ever again.'
"...n-no... you... arent... coming... out..."
it awkwardly strides over reeking of burnt flesh and fish then attempts to picks him up with a clawed "hand" and accidentally gets the ground right in front of him
'Come on... let me put it out of its misery.'
He grips his head with one arm
'Let me out let me out let me out let me-'
His mind is racing, echoing with jokers voice as he struggles to stand...
...before his eyes turn green and he smiles
"My turn."
He takes out a batarang from his utility belt and stabs it into the monsters hand
it managed to puncture as it shrieks out and reels up onto its hide limbs quickly slamming down its weight into his hand
He shouts in pain... but the shout ends with... laughter.
it clumsily steps back looking confused then roars at him it charges forward hitting the wall next to him and stumbles around for a moment
He swings his broken fist into the monster, hard. Not caring that it hurts. He's not holding back. He may be injured, and weaker than usual... but even then, Bruce was holding back. Joker does not.
the punch does nothing against its black carapace it whirls around and lifts its head high then slams full force into his head
He gets launches backwards into the wall.
He coughs up some blood... then laughs a little
"I-im... going... to show... you... just how big... a mistake you've made is..."
He presses some buttons on his gauntlet with some struggle with his broken hand and shattered arm.
And remote controls the batmobile... and fires its 60mm cannon at pistole, just barely missing and grazing the monsters arm
it reels up and starts bucking wildly then charges at him using its head to lift him into the air letting him drop back down
He lands on the ground and in pain, he struggles to the controls again and fires.
And the 60mm cannon blasts a hole in pistoles shoulder
it screams being knocked forward a bit then it turns around and smashes the tank under its weight
While its distracted, he struggles to his feet, takes our a batarang from his belt, and runs at pistole, jumping and stabbing it in the back, clinging on for dear life with an already broken hand
it screeches then starts to buck wildly but instead just exhausting itself
Hes still somehow holding on tight. He jams his boots in between the carapace plates, gripping the batarang to stab it again.
it screams reeling up and slamming down, oddly enough there are flowers in-between the carapace and when the boots jammed in-between the armor plating more flowers pour out of it
The flowers grow around his arm and body up to his arm, locking it in place
"What the heck is this stuff? Disgusting!"
it "laughs" victoriously as it bucks again and again not realizing the flowers stuck him to it
He tries to rip his arm out of the flowers but fails
"You're not losing me that easily! I still want to kill you!"
it leans up against a wall and stumbles before it can do anything
He rips his arm out of the plants, and as he was holding onto the batarang still, it came out with it.
"There we are! Now for the other one."
He begins cutting his other arm out of the plants with the batarang
Pistole appears in full masquerade regalia
hello batman!
(@pistole-prince-of-fools)
"Pistole. Last chance to come in quietly."
'But that won't be as fun batsy.'
oh come on I got something really good cooking
she raises her hand and odd drum beats start
I think you'll love it!
"No. I won't."
He stances up to get ready to fight
'I'm kind of interested in seeing her plan batsie. After all I do like fun. And itll be fun carving a smile into her corpse. Heheheheheee'
Smoke comes out and suddenly he sees it the ghastly visage of his mother dead and walking to him
"...what the...?"
'OOo this IS interesting!'
she's now right in front of batman just standing there neither moving nor speaking
I said I got something really good cooking!
"I... i know she's not real. You cant scare me with this."
scare? NO of course not
what do I like look? the scarecrow?
mean... probably but that's a whole other thing
come on! why don't you hug her?
the odd drum beats seem to swell as the ghost opens her arms
"No." He walks around the ghost. "I'm placing you under arrest pistole."
'What?! You just want to place her under arrest?! After everything she's done?! Let me take control. Come on Bruce!'
ah you're boring
everything disappears
maybe a proper scrapping could be good?
"So you want to do this the hard way? Alright. I gave you your chance."
the lights go off and fast footsteps are heard a metal fist hits him in the face
finally!
He stumbles back a little from the punch
"Oracle, find a way to get some lights in here. I'm fighting blind!"
gunshots ring out hitting glass
nah we're fighting fair
you got the experience and training on me
"And you've got the tech on me."
He tries to dodge out of the way of any incoming bullets (granted not knowing if there WERE incoming bullets but anyway)
only fair my good bitch!
come on like you don't have anything good on me~
her cattle prod lights up like ball lightening, it looks like a black staff with a club at the other end but at least now she's visible she starts running towards batman then before she hits him with the prod immediately swings it around to hit him in the temple with the club end
And he gets launched a little, rolling across the ground before he struggles to all fours.
"Oracle, hurry up with that light!"
'Im doing the best i can B'
oh no you're gonna be blind here
there's nothing to illuminate shit
she starts laughing hard
maybe I should get you some light this is getting boring~
'I've got something B just be prepared'
"Then I'll make some."
A sound like a car driving up before screeching to a halt is heard outside... before suddenly a wall is shot down and the room is lit up by its headlights (and moonlight outside)
we better get a good scrapping in!
she runs at batman and misses instead hitting the ground with her prod
He makes a quick counter attack to capitalise on the miss.
she stumbles back and rips her prod out of the ground it sparks a bit but is mostly fine
HIT HARDER NEXT TIME GRAMPS!
He swings forward at her. Now that he can see hes on the attack.
she parries with her staff then hits him in the throat
oh do be better you're making this easy!
damn no wonder you keep losing everyone if you can't even smack a bitch
He stumbles back a little, before evading around her... while spraying something on the floor.
Explosive gel.
her prod hits the explosive gel quickly lighting sending her to the ground
FUCK-
He throws a batarang to try to knock the prod out of her hand
she parries it with her prod then stumbles a bit as she gets up
alright you wanna use gadgets? we can use gadgets!
she raises her hand and creates an odd box which sends batman into the wall
He grunts from the pain before slowly getting up
'Keep pistole occupied, im going to try to hack her glove.'
"How about less talk pistole and more fighting?"
He takes out his batclaw to try to rip the staff out of her hand
it wraps around her staff but she starts pulling the rope
ooh nice can I have it~
He throws a batarang at her hand to make her let go
'Im in, disabling her gauntlet now. Ill work on the rest of her tech in a second. But its one less thing in her arsenal now. Im also going to upload a virus in it to keep her from turning it back on.'
"You won't win Pistole. I wont let you."
fuuuuuuuck-
she laughs heartily as they start beeping then takes them off and throws them at batman making incredibly large explosions on either side of him and also engulfing her in the explosion
"AGH-" he tries his best to block it with his arm and Cape but its simply not enough as he gets absolutely fucking LAUNCHED into the wall and set on fire.
He panickedly tries to put out the fire on himself
she panics for a moment in the falling building then a carapace rips out of her back as she turns into some odd insectoid beast upon finishing a falling piece of the roof hits it and pins it there
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
He puts out the fire, but his armor and especially his mask is severely damaged, his face has severe burns. His arm is shattered... hes just running on sheer adrenaline and anger now. He struggles to his feet.
"I... won't... let... you... win..." it hurts to speak... yet he fights through the pain to do so.
it barely manages to pull itself out of of the fallen debris then picks it up with a strange tape worm looking tongue and flings it at batman hitting him in the leg
He collapses to his knees... but he forces himself to get up again...
'Come on brucie... we both know that if you dont let me take control, we'll both die... as I can make sure that thing doesnt hurt anyone ever again.'
"...n-no... you... arent... coming... out..."
it awkwardly strides over reeking of burnt flesh and fish then attempts to picks him up with a clawed "hand" and accidentally gets the ground right in front of him
'Come on... let me put it out of its misery.'
He grips his head with one arm
'Let me out let me out let me out let me-'
His mind is racing, echoing with jokers voice as he struggles to stand...
...before his eyes turn green and he smiles
"My turn."
He takes out a batarang from his utility belt and stabs it into the monsters hand
it managed to puncture as it shrieks out and reels up onto its hide limbs quickly slamming down its weight into his hand
He shouts in pain... but the shout ends with... laughter.
it clumsily steps back looking confused then roars at him it charges forward hitting the wall next to him and stumbles around for a moment
He swings his broken fist into the monster, hard. Not caring that it hurts. He's not holding back. He may be injured, and weaker than usual... but even then, Bruce was holding back. Joker does not.
the punch does nothing against its black carapace it whirls around and lifts its head high then slams full force into his head
He gets launches backwards into the wall.
He coughs up some blood... then laughs a little
"I-im... going... to show... you... just how big... a mistake you've made is..."
He presses some buttons on his gauntlet with some struggle with his broken hand and shattered arm.
And remote controls the batmobile... and fires its 60mm cannon at pistole, just barely missing and grazing the monsters arm
it reels up and starts bucking wildly then charges at him using its head to lift him into the air letting him drop back down
He lands on the ground and in pain, he struggles to the controls again and fires.
And the 60mm cannon blasts a hole in pistoles shoulder
it screams being knocked forward a bit then it turns around and smashes the tank under its weight
While its distracted, he struggles to his feet, takes our a batarang from his belt, and runs at pistole, jumping and stabbing it in the back, clinging on for dear life with an already broken hand
it screeches then starts to buck wildly but instead just exhausting itself
Hes still somehow holding on tight. He jams his boots in between the carapace plates, gripping the batarang to stab it again.
it screams reeling up and slamming down, oddly enough there are flowers in-between the carapace and when the boots jammed in-between the armor plating more flowers pour out of it
The flowers grow around his arm and body up to his arm, locking it in place
"What the heck is this stuff? Disgusting!"
it "laughs" victoriously as it bucks again and again not realizing the flowers stuck him to it
He tries to rip his arm out of the flowers but fails
"You're not losing me that easily! I still want to kill you!"
it leans up against a wall and stumbles before it can do anything
He rips his arm out of the plants, and as he was holding onto the batarang still, it came out with it.
"There we are! Now for the other one."
He begins cutting his other arm out of the plants with the batarang
they give quickly letting him out it screams as he does this and starts bucking frantically before eventually lying down unable to give more then the plates start shifting very slowly
He gets launched off and he rolls on the floor. His entire body hurts. But hes not done yet. He struggles to his feet one last time.
Pistole appears in full masquerade regalia
hello batman!
(@pistole-prince-of-fools)
"Pistole. Last chance to come in quietly."
'But that won't be as fun batsy.'
oh come on I got something really good cooking
she raises her hand and odd drum beats start
I think you'll love it!
"No. I won't."
He stances up to get ready to fight
'I'm kind of interested in seeing her plan batsie. After all I do like fun. And itll be fun carving a smile into her corpse. Heheheheheee'
Smoke comes out and suddenly he sees it the ghastly visage of his mother dead and walking to him
"...what the...?"
'OOo this IS interesting!'
she's now right in front of batman just standing there neither moving nor speaking
I said I got something really good cooking!
"I... i know she's not real. You cant scare me with this."
scare? NO of course not
what do I like look? the scarecrow?
mean... probably but that's a whole other thing
come on! why don't you hug her?
the odd drum beats seem to swell as the ghost opens her arms
"No." He walks around the ghost. "I'm placing you under arrest pistole."
'What?! You just want to place her under arrest?! After everything she's done?! Let me take control. Come on Bruce!'
ah you're boring
everything disappears
maybe a proper scrapping could be good?
"So you want to do this the hard way? Alright. I gave you your chance."
the lights go off and fast footsteps are heard a metal fist hits him in the face
finally!
He stumbles back a little from the punch
"Oracle, find a way to get some lights in here. I'm fighting blind!"
gunshots ring out hitting glass
nah we're fighting fair
you got the experience and training on me
"And you've got the tech on me."
He tries to dodge out of the way of any incoming bullets (granted not knowing if there WERE incoming bullets but anyway)
only fair my good bitch!
come on like you don't have anything good on me~
her cattle prod lights up like ball lightening, it looks like a black staff with a club at the other end but at least now she's visible she starts running towards batman then before she hits him with the prod immediately swings it around to hit him in the temple with the club end
And he gets launched a little, rolling across the ground before he struggles to all fours.
"Oracle, hurry up with that light!"
'Im doing the best i can B'
oh no you're gonna be blind here
there's nothing to illuminate shit
she starts laughing hard
maybe I should get you some light this is getting boring~
'I've got something B just be prepared'
"Then I'll make some."
A sound like a car driving up before screeching to a halt is heard outside... before suddenly a wall is shot down and the room is lit up by its headlights (and moonlight outside)
we better get a good scrapping in!
she runs at batman and misses instead hitting the ground with her prod
He makes a quick counter attack to capitalise on the miss.
she stumbles back and rips her prod out of the ground it sparks a bit but is mostly fine
HIT HARDER NEXT TIME GRAMPS!
He swings forward at her. Now that he can see hes on the attack.
she parries with her staff then hits him in the throat
oh do be better you're making this easy!
damn no wonder you keep losing everyone if you can't even smack a bitch
He stumbles back a little, before evading around her... while spraying something on the floor.
Explosive gel.
her prod hits the explosive gel quickly lighting sending her to the ground
FUCK-
He throws a batarang to try to knock the prod out of her hand
she parries it with her prod then stumbles a bit as she gets up
alright you wanna use gadgets? we can use gadgets!
she raises her hand and creates an odd box which sends batman into the wall
He grunts from the pain before slowly getting up
'Keep pistole occupied, im going to try to hack her glove.'
"How about less talk pistole and more fighting?"
He takes out his batclaw to try to rip the staff out of her hand
it wraps around her staff but she starts pulling the rope
ooh nice can I have it~
He throws a batarang at her hand to make her let go
'Im in, disabling her gauntlet now. Ill work on the rest of her tech in a second. But its one less thing in her arsenal now. Im also going to upload a virus in it to keep her from turning it back on.'
"You won't win Pistole. I wont let you."
fuuuuuuuck-
she laughs heartily as they start beeping then takes them off and throws them at batman making incredibly large explosions on either side of him and also engulfing her in the explosion
"AGH-" he tries his best to block it with his arm and Cape but its simply not enough as he gets absolutely fucking LAUNCHED into the wall and set on fire.
He panickedly tries to put out the fire on himself
she panics for a moment in the falling building then a carapace rips out of her back as she turns into some odd insectoid beast upon finishing a falling piece of the roof hits it and pins it there
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
He puts out the fire, but his armor and especially his mask is severely damaged, his face has severe burns. His arm is shattered... hes just running on sheer adrenaline and anger now. He struggles to his feet.
"I... won't... let... you... win..." it hurts to speak... yet he fights through the pain to do so.
it barely manages to pull itself out of of the fallen debris then picks it up with a strange tape worm looking tongue and flings it at batman hitting him in the leg
He collapses to his knees... but he forces himself to get up again...
'Come on brucie... we both know that if you dont let me take control, we'll both die... as I can make sure that thing doesnt hurt anyone ever again.'
"...n-no... you... arent... coming... out..."
it awkwardly strides over reeking of burnt flesh and fish then attempts to picks him up with a clawed "hand" and accidentally gets the ground right in front of him
'Come on... let me put it out of its misery.'
He grips his head with one arm
'Let me out let me out let me out let me-'
His mind is racing, echoing with jokers voice as he struggles to stand...
...before his eyes turn green and he smiles
"My turn."
He takes out a batarang from his utility belt and stabs it into the monsters hand
it managed to puncture as it shrieks out and reels up onto its hide limbs quickly slamming down its weight into his hand
He shouts in pain... but the shout ends with... laughter.
it clumsily steps back looking confused then roars at him it charges forward hitting the wall next to him and stumbles around for a moment
He swings his broken fist into the monster, hard. Not caring that it hurts. He's not holding back. He may be injured, and weaker than usual... but even then, Bruce was holding back. Joker does not.
the punch does nothing against its black carapace it whirls around and lifts its head high then slams full force into his head
He gets launches backwards into the wall.
He coughs up some blood... then laughs a little
"I-im... going... to show... you... just how big... a mistake you've made is..."
He presses some buttons on his gauntlet with some struggle with his broken hand and shattered arm.
And remote controls the batmobile... and fires its 60mm cannon at pistole, just barely missing and grazing the monsters arm
it reels up and starts bucking wildly then charges at him using its head to lift him into the air letting him drop back down
He lands on the ground and in pain, he struggles to the controls again and fires.
And the 60mm cannon blasts a hole in pistoles shoulder
it screams being knocked forward a bit then it turns around and smashes the tank under its weight
While its distracted, he struggles to his feet, takes our a batarang from his belt, and runs at pistole, jumping and stabbing it in the back, clinging on for dear life with an already broken hand
it screeches then starts to buck wildly but instead just exhausting itself
Hes still somehow holding on tight. He jams his boots in between the carapace plates, gripping the batarang to stab it again.
it screams reeling up and slamming down, oddly enough there are flowers in-between the carapace and when the boots jammed in-between the armor plating more flowers pour out of it
The flowers grow around his arm and body up to his arm, locking it in place
"What the heck is this stuff? Disgusting!"
it "laughs" victoriously as it bucks again and again not realizing the flowers stuck him to it
He tries to rip his arm out of the flowers but fails
"You're not losing me that easily! I still want to kill you!"
it leans up against a wall and stumbles before it can do anything
He rips his arm out of the plants, and as he was holding onto the batarang still, it came out with it.
"There we are! Now for the other one."
He begins cutting his other arm out of the plants with the batarang
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Pistole appears in full masquerade regalia
hello batman!
(@pistole-prince-of-fools)
"Pistole. Last chance to come in quietly."
'But that won't be as fun batsy.'
oh come on I got something really good cooking
she raises her hand and odd drum beats start
I think you'll love it!
"No. I won't."
He stances up to get ready to fight
'I'm kind of interested in seeing her plan batsie. After all I do like fun. And itll be fun carving a smile into her corpse. Heheheheheee'
Smoke comes out and suddenly he sees it the ghastly visage of his mother dead and walking to him
"...what the...?"
'OOo this IS interesting!'
she's now right in front of batman just standing there neither moving nor speaking
I said I got something really good cooking!
"I... i know she's not real. You cant scare me with this."
scare? NO of course not
what do I like look? the scarecrow?
mean... probably but that's a whole other thing
come on! why don't you hug her?
the odd drum beats seem to swell as the ghost opens her arms
"No." He walks around the ghost. "I'm placing you under arrest pistole."
'What?! You just want to place her under arrest?! After everything she's done?! Let me take control. Come on Bruce!'
ah you're boring
everything disappears
maybe a proper scrapping could be good?
"So you want to do this the hard way? Alright. I gave you your chance."
the lights go off and fast footsteps are heard a metal fist hits him in the face
finally!
He stumbles back a little from the punch
"Oracle, find a way to get some lights in here. I'm fighting blind!"
gunshots ring out hitting glass
nah we're fighting fair
you got the experience and training on me
"And you've got the tech on me."
He tries to dodge out of the way of any incoming bullets (granted not knowing if there WERE incoming bullets but anyway)
only fair my good bitch!
come on like you don't have anything good on me~
her cattle prod lights up like ball lightening, it looks like a black staff with a club at the other end but at least now she's visible she starts running towards batman then before she hits him with the prod immediately swings it around to hit him in the temple with the club end
And he gets launched a little, rolling across the ground before he struggles to all fours.
"Oracle, hurry up with that light!"
'Im doing the best i can B'
oh no you're gonna be blind here
there's nothing to illuminate shit
she starts laughing hard
maybe I should get you some light this is getting boring~
'I've got something B just be prepared'
"Then I'll make some."
A sound like a car driving up before screeching to a halt is heard outside... before suddenly a wall is shot down and the room is lit up by its headlights (and moonlight outside)
we better get a good scrapping in!
she runs at batman and misses instead hitting the ground with her prod
He makes a quick counter attack to capitalise on the miss.
she stumbles back and rips her prod out of the ground it sparks a bit but is mostly fine
HIT HARDER NEXT TIME GRAMPS!
He swings forward at her. Now that he can see hes on the attack.
she parries with her staff then hits him in the throat
oh do be better you're making this easy!
damn no wonder you keep losing everyone if you can't even smack a bitch
He stumbles back a little, before evading around her... while spraying something on the floor.
Explosive gel.
her prod hits the explosive gel quickly lighting sending her to the ground
FUCK-
He throws a batarang to try to knock the prod out of her hand
she parries it with her prod then stumbles a bit as she gets up
alright you wanna use gadgets? we can use gadgets!
she raises her hand and creates an odd box which sends batman into the wall
He grunts from the pain before slowly getting up
'Keep pistole occupied, im going to try to hack her glove.'
"How about less talk pistole and more fighting?"
He takes out his batclaw to try to rip the staff out of her hand
it wraps around her staff but she starts pulling the rope
ooh nice can I have it~
He throws a batarang at her hand to make her let go
'Im in, disabling her gauntlet now. Ill work on the rest of her tech in a second. But its one less thing in her arsenal now. Im also going to upload a virus in it to keep her from turning it back on.'
"You won't win Pistole. I wont let you."
fuuuuuuuck-
she laughs heartily as they start beeping then takes them off and throws them at batman making incredibly large explosions on either side of him and also engulfing her in the explosion
"AGH-" he tries his best to block it with his arm and Cape but its simply not enough as he gets absolutely fucking LAUNCHED into the wall and set on fire.
He panickedly tries to put out the fire on himself
she panics for a moment in the falling building then a carapace rips out of her back as she turns into some odd insectoid beast upon finishing a falling piece of the roof hits it and pins it there
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
He puts out the fire, but his armor and especially his mask is severely damaged, his face has severe burns. His arm is shattered... hes just running on sheer adrenaline and anger now. He struggles to his feet.
"I... won't... let... you... win..." it hurts to speak... yet he fights through the pain to do so.
it barely manages to pull itself out of of the fallen debris then picks it up with a strange tape worm looking tongue and flings it at batman hitting him in the leg
He collapses to his knees... but he forces himself to get up again...
'Come on brucie... we both know that if you dont let me take control, we'll both die... as I can make sure that thing doesnt hurt anyone ever again.'
"...n-no... you... arent... coming... out..."
it awkwardly strides over reeking of burnt flesh and fish then attempts to picks him up with a clawed "hand" and accidentally gets the ground right in front of him
'Come on... let me put it out of its misery.'
He grips his head with one arm
'Let me out let me out let me out let me-'
His mind is racing, echoing with jokers voice as he struggles to stand...
...before his eyes turn green and he smiles
"My turn."
He takes out a batarang from his utility belt and stabs it into the monsters hand
it managed to puncture as it shrieks out and reels up onto its hide limbs quickly slamming down its weight into his hand
He shouts in pain... but the shout ends with... laughter.
it clumsily steps back looking confused then roars at him it charges forward hitting the wall next to him and stumbles around for a moment
He swings his broken fist into the monster, hard. Not caring that it hurts. He's not holding back. He may be injured, and weaker than usual... but even then, Bruce was holding back. Joker does not.
the punch does nothing against its black carapace it whirls around and lifts its head high then slams full force into his head
He gets launches backwards into the wall.
He coughs up some blood... then laughs a little
"I-im... going... to show... you... just how big... a mistake you've made is..."
He presses some buttons on his gauntlet with some struggle with his broken hand and shattered arm.
And remote controls the batmobile... and fires its 60mm cannon at pistole, just barely missing and grazing the monsters arm
it reels up and starts bucking wildly then charges at him using its head to lift him into the air letting him drop back down
He lands on the ground and in pain, he struggles to the controls again and fires.
And the 60mm cannon blasts a hole in pistoles shoulder
it screams being knocked forward a bit then it turns around and smashes the tank under its weight
While its distracted, he struggles to his feet, takes our a batarang from his belt, and runs at pistole, jumping and stabbing it in the back, clinging on for dear life with an already broken hand
it screeches then starts to buck wildly but instead just exhausting itself
Hes still somehow holding on tight. He jams his boots in between the carapace plates, gripping the batarang to stab it again.
it screams reeling up and slamming down, oddly enough there are flowers in-between the carapace and when the boots jammed in-between the armor plating more flowers pour out of it
The flowers grow around his arm and body up to his arm, locking it in place
"What the heck is this stuff? Disgusting!"
it "laughs" victoriously as it bucks again and again not realizing the flowers stuck him to it
He tries to rip his arm out of the flowers but fails
"You're not losing me that easily! I still want to kill you!"
Pistole appears in full masquerade regalia
hello batman!
(@pistole-prince-of-fools)
"Pistole. Last chance to come in quietly."
'But that won't be as fun batsy.'
oh come on I got something really good cooking
she raises her hand and odd drum beats start
I think you'll love it!
"No. I won't."
He stances up to get ready to fight
'I'm kind of interested in seeing her plan batsie. After all I do like fun. And itll be fun carving a smile into her corpse. Heheheheheee'
Smoke comes out and suddenly he sees it the ghastly visage of his mother dead and walking to him
"...what the...?"
'OOo this IS interesting!'
she's now right in front of batman just standing there neither moving nor speaking
I said I got something really good cooking!
"I... i know she's not real. You cant scare me with this."
scare? NO of course not
what do I like look? the scarecrow?
mean... probably but that's a whole other thing
come on! why don't you hug her?
the odd drum beats seem to swell as the ghost opens her arms
"No." He walks around the ghost. "I'm placing you under arrest pistole."
'What?! You just want to place her under arrest?! After everything she's done?! Let me take control. Come on Bruce!'
ah you're boring
everything disappears
maybe a proper scrapping could be good?
"So you want to do this the hard way? Alright. I gave you your chance."
the lights go off and fast footsteps are heard a metal fist hits him in the face
finally!
He stumbles back a little from the punch
"Oracle, find a way to get some lights in here. I'm fighting blind!"
gunshots ring out hitting glass
nah we're fighting fair
you got the experience and training on me
"And you've got the tech on me."
He tries to dodge out of the way of any incoming bullets (granted not knowing if there WERE incoming bullets but anyway)
only fair my good bitch!
come on like you don't have anything good on me~
her cattle prod lights up like ball lightening, it looks like a black staff with a club at the other end but at least now she's visible she starts running towards batman then before she hits him with the prod immediately swings it around to hit him in the temple with the club end
And he gets launched a little, rolling across the ground before he struggles to all fours.
"Oracle, hurry up with that light!"
'Im doing the best i can B'
oh no you're gonna be blind here
there's nothing to illuminate shit
she starts laughing hard
maybe I should get you some light this is getting boring~
'I've got something B just be prepared'
"Then I'll make some."
A sound like a car driving up before screeching to a halt is heard outside... before suddenly a wall is shot down and the room is lit up by its headlights (and moonlight outside)
we better get a good scrapping in!
she runs at batman and misses instead hitting the ground with her prod
He makes a quick counter attack to capitalise on the miss.
she stumbles back and rips her prod out of the ground it sparks a bit but is mostly fine
HIT HARDER NEXT TIME GRAMPS!
He swings forward at her. Now that he can see hes on the attack.
she parries with her staff then hits him in the throat
oh do be better you're making this easy!
damn no wonder you keep losing everyone if you can't even smack a bitch
He stumbles back a little, before evading around her... while spraying something on the floor.
Explosive gel.
her prod hits the explosive gel quickly lighting sending her to the ground
FUCK-
He throws a batarang to try to knock the prod out of her hand
she parries it with her prod then stumbles a bit as she gets up
alright you wanna use gadgets? we can use gadgets!
she raises her hand and creates an odd box which sends batman into the wall
He grunts from the pain before slowly getting up
'Keep pistole occupied, im going to try to hack her glove.'
"How about less talk pistole and more fighting?"
He takes out his batclaw to try to rip the staff out of her hand
it wraps around her staff but she starts pulling the rope
ooh nice can I have it~
He throws a batarang at her hand to make her let go
'Im in, disabling her gauntlet now. Ill work on the rest of her tech in a second. But its one less thing in her arsenal now. Im also going to upload a virus in it to keep her from turning it back on.'
"You won't win Pistole. I wont let you."
fuuuuuuuck-
she laughs heartily as they start beeping then takes them off and throws them at batman making incredibly large explosions on either side of him and also engulfing her in the explosion
"AGH-" he tries his best to block it with his arm and Cape but its simply not enough as he gets absolutely fucking LAUNCHED into the wall and set on fire.
He panickedly tries to put out the fire on himself
she panics for a moment in the falling building then a carapace rips out of her back as she turns into some odd insectoid beast upon finishing a falling piece of the roof hits it and pins it there
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
He puts out the fire, but his armor and especially his mask is severely damaged, his face has severe burns. His arm is shattered... hes just running on sheer adrenaline and anger now. He struggles to his feet.
"I... won't... let... you... win..." it hurts to speak... yet he fights through the pain to do so.
it barely manages to pull itself out of of the fallen debris then picks it up with a strange tape worm looking tongue and flings it at batman hitting him in the leg
He collapses to his knees... but he forces himself to get up again...
'Come on brucie... we both know that if you dont let me take control, we'll both die... as I can make sure that thing doesnt hurt anyone ever again.'
"...n-no... you... arent... coming... out..."
it awkwardly strides over reeking of burnt flesh and fish then attempts to picks him up with a clawed "hand" and accidentally gets the ground right in front of him
'Come on... let me put it out of its misery.'
He grips his head with one arm
'Let me out let me out let me out let me-'
His mind is racing, echoing with jokers voice as he struggles to stand...
...before his eyes turn green and he smiles
"My turn."
He takes out a batarang from his utility belt and stabs it into the monsters hand
it managed to puncture as it shrieks out and reels up onto its hide limbs quickly slamming down its weight into his hand
He shouts in pain... but the shout ends with... laughter.
it clumsily steps back looking confused then roars at him it charges forward hitting the wall next to him and stumbles around for a moment
He swings his broken fist into the monster, hard. Not caring that it hurts. He's not holding back. He may be injured, and weaker than usual... but even then, Bruce was holding back. Joker does not.
the punch does nothing against its black carapace it whirls around and lifts its head high then slams full force into his head
He gets launches backwards into the wall.
He coughs up some blood... then laughs a little
"I-im... going... to show... you... just how big... a mistake you've made is..."
He presses some buttons on his gauntlet with some struggle with his broken hand and shattered arm.
And remote controls the batmobile... and fires its 60mm cannon at pistole, just barely missing and grazing the monsters arm
it reels up and starts bucking wildly then charges at him using its head to lift him into the air letting him drop back down
He lands on the ground and in pain, he struggles to the controls again and fires.
And the 60mm cannon blasts a hole in pistoles shoulder
it screams being knocked forward a bit then it turns around and smashes the tank under its weight
While its distracted, he struggles to his feet, takes our a batarang from his belt, and runs at pistole, jumping and stabbing it in the back, clinging on for dear life with an already broken hand
it screeches then starts to buck wildly but instead just exhausting itself
Hes still somehow holding on tight. He jams his boots in between the carapace plates, gripping the batarang to stab it again.
it screams reeling up and slamming down, oddly enough there are flowers in-between the carapace and when the boots jammed in-between the armor plating more flowers pour out of it
The flowers grow around his arm and body up to his arm, locking it in place
"What the heck is this stuff? Disgusting!"
