this smile is a loaded gun

[innconue] yeah but it’s the location of the number that’s worryin me [innconue] writin it in the sewer ain’t quite like writin it on the bathroom wall [innconue] which reputation you askin bout? cause i’ve got more than one dependin on who you ask [innconue] hasn’t /everybody/ had enough of em?

[📱to Coffee Shop ☕ ] you know, in all those i’ve met, i don’t think i’ve ever really met ‘normal’ [📱to Coffee Shop ☕ ] i mean [📱to Coffee Shop ☕ ] i’ve travelled /a lot/ of places, and weird is a point of view all too often used to make people feel bad or unimportant [📱to Coffee Shop ☕ ] so [📱to Coffee Shop ☕ ] i really don’t think you’re weird :)

Harley is a little bit of a dinosaur when it comes to technology, meaning that she has no idea how it works and has little intention of finding out - she just kind of views robots and the Internet as magic. However, anything magical absolutely fascinates her. She absolutely loves anything technical, admires anyone who can hack into stuff and work cables until things just function.

That doesn’t mean that she’s helpless, though.

Also, Harley is somehow really good with technology, despite not understanding it a ton. She will get past security systems and sneak her number into your phone without ever being detected. Most might say it’s dumb luck. But there’s more to it. She’s Harley Quinn after all.

Harley can’t swim. It’s not that she doesn’t like the water or that there’s a specific reason - she just never learned how to as a kid and as an adult, she kind of had other things on her mind than learning how to swim. She doesn’t mind going on boats or to the beach and she’ll even go in pools with floaties - she knows no such shame.

After she found herself almost drowning in a vat of chemicals a while ago, however, she has been seriously considering learning how to and could use a teacher for it.

[✉️=>٩(◕‿◕)۶Dr. HQ] I can hold him still and let you get in some free hits next time I see him. [✉️=>٩(◕‿◕)۶Dr. HQ] Free of charge [✉️=>٩(◕‿◕)۶Dr. HQ] What kind of fun did you have in mind [deleted] [✉️=>٩(◕‿◕)۶Dr. HQ] Are you hungry I can grab-[deleted] [✉️=>٩(◕‿◕)۶Dr. HQ] Patrol should be over early tonight. I can swing by then

[💌 > Batsy 🦇🥊] Now we’re talking fun!!! [💌 > Batsy 🦇🥊] UNSENT: That would be what he wants though [💌 > Batsy 🦇🥊] UNSENT: I just don’t know if [💌 > Batsy 🦇🥊] UNSENT: Have you seen him lately? [💌 > Batsy 🦇🥊] Yesss!!! Can you bring Burger King?! [...]

Every since Harley had discovered that there was a super easy way to get onto the roof from the fire escape of her apartment, she spent most of her nights up there. The view was okay - it wasn’t Gotham after all - and something about sitting up there and trying to make out star formations, watching people down in the street and having the occasional gust of wind sweep through her hair was soothing to her. Most nights she was still bored though.

Hell, Harley had spent enough time in her feelings. The break-up had been a while ago and she’d been through the motions. She’d done it all, cut her hair, had eaten a ton of easy cheese and cried into Bernie’s taxidermy fur (admittedly, that hadn’t been the best idea ever. Apparently it was pretty hard to get mascara stains out of taxidermy beavers, but the more you know). She’d found a super-fun job, and she already had another one in the works. She was friends with some pretty cool people now, she took her meds and she coaxed whatever knowledge Harleen had aquired once upon a doctorate degree back into her conscious with books about psychology. But inside her, there was an explosive cocktail of emotions brewing.

Sadness that had almost subsided. There was a whole lot of anger. Hatred, blood-red rage like she’d never felt before. Her fingers twitched with the desire to cause some kind of ruckus. But most of all, she felt kinda empty inside.

Most of her old life was gone now, give or take a tattoo or two on her back that stamped her as the property of a certain someone. Harley didn’t know where it came from, but she’d started texting someone she would have done anything to get out of her life just a few years ago, someone who turned out to be the one reason she was sitting on this very roof that night. Without him she would have drowned in a freaking pool of who knows what back then. Why in the world was he so nice to her when all she’d ever done was manipulate him? It was crystal clear to her that Batman had seen her in a different light from everyone else all those years. Maybe he still remembered the good doctor from way back when. Maybe he just believed in her. Whatever it was, she needed that.

So she texted Batman. Where did she get his number? Well. Never underestimate Harley freaking Quinn.

[✉️=>٩(◕‿◕)۶Dr. HQ] Sometimes, why? [✉️=>٩(◕‿◕)۶Dr. HQ] Is that why you named the Hyena after Wayne and not me? [deleted] [✉️=>٩(◕‿◕)۶Dr. HQ] That’s a reason. [✉️=>٩(◕‿◕)۶Dr. HQ] J bothering you? I can deal w him if so

[inconnue] not sure if i should be flattered or worried to hear that? [inconnue] guess my reputation precedes me either way! [inconnue] non, i ain’t no serial killer. and i definitely ain’t no clown. they freak me out

(✉️ ➡️ 🦄✨👑 ): crime, i’m in the middle of /crime/ rn harley (✉️ ➡️ 🦄✨👑 ): why do you always text me when i’m DOING CRIME (✉️ ➡️ 🦄✨👑 ): you? /boring/? how the hell did you manage that? (✉️ ➡️ 🦄✨👑 ): i’ve been going stir crazy. no job means no reason to leave the house… (✉️ ➡️ 🦄✨👑 ): so i’m hacking into anything i can (✉️ ➡️ 🦄✨👑 ): i need to do /something/

[✉️=>٩(◕‿◕)۶Dr. HQ] Busy. [✉️=>٩(◕‿◕)۶Dr. HQ] How did you even- never mind [✉️=>٩(◕‿◕)۶Dr. HQ] How are you? [deleted] (Several minutes pause) [✉️=>٩(◕‿◕)۶Dr. HQ] Any special reason for the invite?

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(✉️ ➡️ yelrah ): mmm don’t start a text with ‘don’t freak out’  (✉️ ➡️ yelrah ): bc immediately! my heart rate goes up and it’s hard not to (✉️ ➡️ yelrah ): oh no (✉️ ➡️ yelrah ): ALL OF THEM? /harley/ (✉️ ➡️ yelrah ): okay you really need to find the last two because the last thing we need are even /more/ bunnies (✉️ ➡️ yelrah ): that’s :// actually really cute (✉️ ➡️ yelrah ): you should post that one for the show! it’s adorable (✉️ ➡️ yelrah ): but pls find the bunnies