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can you imagine if tigers had no teeth. i don’t mean like its teeth fell out like just every tiger opens its mouth and it’s just gums there. it could still beat you to death but it’s like a really jacked senior citizen breaking all your bones and not a beast ripping you apart. just think about it please <3

this rules this rulea this rules what if they had four ha ds insteas of paws too so they just strabgled things

They’re all just buff grandparents and they have stripes and they just choke the life out of you ohhhhhhhhh

but they also have tails and hands ob their feet so, expunge on that a bit more please

right so they can do double the strangling and they have tails as well so you know they’re not a weird gorilla it’s tigers

absolutely... they have legs that go > and they end in hands and they walk around and they go wild with strangling and they have tails... really something to look at

what about other utlities, do you think they can open a door or have their general minds evolved enough to understand that

hm that’s a really good question actually. i think no not in the wild, because their hands are mostly JUST for walking around and running and strangling prey. if they see a doors in their way they’re going to just try to break it with brute forces and rage but if they see someone else open a door or if they can’t break a door down they’re going to try to experiment and maybe learn to open the door. breaking it down might involve PUNCHING because they have hands, and that means they can have fists and punch really hard (when they’re not strangling)

do you think they learn to to build up strength and stuff bt causing microfractures like humans sometimes do, what sorta form do they take when they punch. i think you mentioning punching opens up an entire new bag, what form do their punches take... due to the > legs i imagine it like the piston pumpy think from a train, yknow the one? so the jabs are like a pistol whip shrimps air bop, it just tears through stuff... scary

i mean their front legs/arms are already so strong and they focus a lot of strength into a paw swipe for example they can already break bones very easily and shatter the spine of very big animals. so with like big fists they can definitely just tear through stuff. really horrifying if you think about it. don’t make them mad

O K not to be a slug but i can not stop thinking about if tigwrs had hands instead od paws and stood on their hind legs and used their tails which are so strong and have many points of muscle articulation now as a third leg and for balance... jesus....

i’m very glad i had this conversation with you. definitely something to think about and fear

whats your input on the tail sitaution and do you think their motor functions/lack of teeth migjt lead to tool development?

i think they would definitely have to use their tail for balance moreso than they already do if they’re going to be walking upright all the time. the lack of teeth is going to change how they eat but i think hypothetically they won’t want to change their diet too much. they might not go after very big animals anymore and would be focusing on stuff that is the same size or smaller than them. if they might make tools they would be focusing on things to break down prey into smaller bites like some kind of axe or something that they grip and perhaps would crush them up with their fists to make the meat more tender and just swallow it up. i think that’s what they would do

so maybe they figure out a morder and pedistal, you know those tools... the bowl and the little c=[ shapped thing? and let me propose this chillign sentiment... imagine the super strong third leg tail... thwap! right in your throat, you cant breath and your windpipes are collapsed. fucked for life. these are so scary but its beauriful they only exist in our imagination, we can use them as tools

you’re right and they grind it up into a paste. and once they catch you it’s just over you can’t running away or anything it’s cause your windpipe is collapsed... really horrid and nightmares but really impressive as well

how have your dreams been as of late? i havent been remembering them too much to be honest, to answer my own question a little

full of creatures lately and weird images... not like toothless hand tigers but i expect to see some more of them in the dreams from now on.. can be a little disturbing but uou wake up and remembers that it’s just in the dream and in our mind and it’s just a symbolic. really powerful stuff

well try to pace yourself, sometimes its easy to get swept up into the moment and stuff. i hope your life has been okay. do you think the images and creatures of your dream have any relevant symbolism or is it all sorta vague brain scrapbook leftovers stuff

probably just vague leftover amalgams of different things i see i do look at a lot of creatures on the web after all. i try not to think too deep about if it makes sense or means something and just enjoy that it’s weird and doesn’t make sense and is unique and something i probably won’t see again

BTW I think Higers (hand tigers) would listen to King Crimson and instead of fingernails they would still have sharp claws like some sort of kitty cat.

If you see a member of a minority class fighting a violation of their civil rights and you decide to throw yourself, uninvited, into the disagreement on the side of the person violating their civil rights, you are officially one of life’s villains and I hope you fall off a cliff.