requiem aeternam

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

Honestly, the content of that “the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards” meme is totally plausible in the context of a Metal Gear game – the only problem with it is that it wouldn’t be Snake saying it. It’d be a voice on the radio explaining Snake’s own ass to him, at length, and at the end of the explanation he’d just be like “hrrrmmrmrmrm, my ass”.

*leaves

where are you going

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.