I believe in The Bad Kids™ polycule supremacy

Gorgug "music snob" Thistlespring who can't stand his boyfriend's love of top 40 pop music vs Ragh "home chef" Barkrock who has to watch Gorgug dip all his food in ketchup

i don't think we as a society talk about aelwyn abernant enough. she's mean. she's a lesbian. she got trapped in a crystal by her parents who she had only ever tried to impress when she made one wrong move. she coded a switch in her mind palace for her sister (who she had been nothing been mean to all her life) to save her if she lost her mind. she lost her mind. she got it back. she saved her own life. she moved into her own apartment because living in a house full to the brim with love made her feel like she was imploding. she put a ward on her sisters bedroom that meant anyone who wants to hurt her has to go through her first. she owns maybe seven horrible cats. she blackmailed her way into getting a job. she's perfect. she's everything. she's the older sister i never had and has never done anything wrong (your honour those murders were not her fault.)

Huh. I forgot that Gorgug just fucking shouts "YOU'RE A PIG!" in Freshman Year, at a cop, in a cell.