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My favorite post-EPIC headcanon is that Odysseus' family is just completely accepting of all the unhinged sh*t that he's done.
Odysseus, over dinner, some 2 months after his return: And then I finned the sirens, letting them drown. We ate the tails later.
Telemachus, starry-eyed: OMG GUYS THAT'S MY DAD!! THAT IS!! MY DAD!! (points excitedly) ISN'T HE INCREDIBLE?
Odysseus: And later when he wouldn't stop being in my way I stabbed a god repeatedly with his own trident.
Penelope, heart-eyed: That's my husband. My love. Love of my life. You slay, my king.
The rest of the people at the table are 100% freaked out and probably terrified, btw.
Telemachus complains about a headache and Athena flips her shit because God damn it she's already trying to make sure this kid's dad gets home in one piece she CANNOT try to guide him through a teen pregnancy on top of that
I know everyone loves the idea of Epic Athena being handed Telemachus as an infant by Odysseus and feeling warmth, kindness, and protection like a surrogate aunt or grandma
But I think it'd be funnier if at first she was just kind of confused because she thought it was an offering.
"Hold out your arms Athena... His name is Telemachus"
"I... I don't really want this"

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Ody, telling his stories from war to Telemachus: and then me and athena got in a fight and she left...
Telemachus: WAIT- you were the friend athena was talking about???
Odysseus: ATHENA CALLED ME A FRIEND???
I need a scene at the end of the Ithaca saga where the royal family is hugging and Athena gets pulled into it like this
Are they flirting or ...what are they even doing?🤨
contrary to the belief of the people of ithaca, athena did favor penelope as she did odysseus and telemachus. the queen wears olive branches woven into the hems of her fine dresses, her sharp wit always developing a plan or strategy like her warrior husband. the memories of the king during his twenty year departure, the flawless tapestries lining the castle walls, the fine weapons hidden in the queen’s room. all crafted from her own mind and hands, with the goddess’s help. the plan to outwit the suitors with a never finished shroud, an idea only wisdom of the highest grace could come up with.
I saw a lot of posts, where is implied that Apollo in God Games doesn't care about Odysseus and his situation at all. But what if it's other way around and Apollo just cares too much?
Mythologically Apollo and Hermes are friends. And looks like Hermes cares about his grandgrandson (Odysseus' grandfather is son of Hermes). Hermes was the only god who helped Odysseus even without being asked, just because Hermes wanted to help him.
I just imagine, that Hermes keeps an eye on Odysseus and constantly chatters to Apollo about him, calling him Ody. So thats why Apollo choose such a ridiculous reason as sirens, and uses "Ody" - he wants to help just because of his friendship with Hermes.

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*after Odysseus and Athena are reunited*
Athena: oh, one last thing. I promised Ares that you will kill every visitor in your castle
Odysseus: oook? Why though?
Athena: they punched your son and called your wife a tramp while trying to marry her
Odysseus:
Athena:
Odysseus: *deep voice* bring it
Wait, beneath the sea floor?
OUGHGH??
OIUOHGHHVOIH!!!!!
HOLY SHIT
So I looked this up and there's three things I think should be mentioned:
Yes, this is real.
They found this ecosystem in underground hydrothermal caves where the water was 75 degrees Fahrenheit (25 degrees Celsius) and when it says "volcanic fluids" it means that, or where the hot water in the caves comes up through cracks to mix with the colder water above, allowing minerals and nutrients from the volcanic caves to escape and dissolved oxygen from the open ocean to enter.
The robot that tested the hypothesis of life under the seafloor was called SuBastian.
Headcanon that all of the Hogwarts professors treat Draco and Harry as a couple. Harry will be missing from potions, and Professor Snape will immediately turn to Draco and ask, “Where the devil is Potter?” To which Draco will respond, “Why the hell would I know?” And Snape just raises his eyebrows as if to ask, “Don’t you?” And Draco will sigh and answer very dejectedly and abashedly, “Hospital wing.” Draco will be absent from transfiguration and Professor McGonagall will ask Harry, “Where on earth is Mister Malfoy this morning?” And Harry will blurt out, “He slept in and is running late, but he’ll be here in a few minutes.”, before McGonagall can even finish her sentence. It’s only much later in the night when he’s stalking Draco on the Marauders Map that he wonders why McGonagall asked him when Pansy Parkinson was sitting right there. After the war ends, it gets even worse. Not only do the professors act as if Harry and Draco are one entity, but their families start to pair them up as well. During Christmas with the Weasleys, Molly asks Harry, “Where’s Draco?” And Harry, albeit a little tired of this nonsense by now, grits out, “I didn’t invite him.” To which Molly inquires with the utmost look of confusion on her face, “Why not?” And then her face transforms into a look of pure horror as she thinks of the worst thing imaginable, “You two aren’t fighting, are you?” Harry explodes at this, “Of course we are! That’s all we ever do!” And Molly sighs with compassion, places a hand on his shoulder, and says, “Don’t be like that, dear. Even the best relationships go through rough patches. I’m sure you’ll make up.” Harry gives up right then and there. At Christmas with the Malfoys, Narcissa asks Draco questions to a similar degree, only their conversation ends with, “Draco, I demand you invite Harry over to Christmas Dinner this instant.” Needless to say, Draco and Harry spend Christmas together that year. After graduating their reinstated 7th year of Hogwarts, Draco decides to move to France to find work, and nobody questions when Harry alone takes Draco to his portkey that day. They say awkward goodbyes while agreeing to see each other for Christmas, and then without a thought at all they lean in for a quick kiss and both say, “Love you” as if they had been doing it all their lives. It takes them point five seconds to realize what has just happened, and then they look at each other with wide eyes and the shared sentiment of, “What the fuck was that!?” But then the initial shock is over and replaced by a courage they both needed. Harry takes a deep breath and says, “I don’t want you to move to France. I know McGonagall offered you the potions position, and I know the only reason you didn’t take it is because that means you’ll be working with me next year, and I think, I hope that’s because you feel something for me, and you don’t want to put yourself in an uncomfortable position because you think that I don’t feel the same, but I do, and… I want you to stay… with me.” And that’s how they both finally admit to themselves that they’ve been dating for the past five years.
I’ve officially decided my favorite relationship trope is “at first I was perpetually bothered by your mere existence but somewhere along the way you became my best friend and oh yeah I’m also in love with you.” Nothing else matters.
I would like to put forward ‘you are the most annoying person in the world and at first I hated you because of that. Then I got to know you and we went through shit together and now I would literally die for you because you are my love and my light and the only reason I’m even still on this godforsaken hellhole of a planet BUT YOU ARE STILL THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE WORLD AND MY LOVE IS BARELY RESTRAINING ME FROM HITTING YOU WITH A CHAIR’ as my favourite variant of this.
did you mean: #PERCABETH?
Telemachus: This is the best day ever! I got in a fight and I didn’t die!
Athena:

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Hilarious of Youtube to kill the stream right after Calypso said you couldn’t kill a goddess. Get her ass
let’s face it, it was just modern!hermes trolling her because our favorite chaotic winged messenger wanted to help our man ody out
What's your take on Odysseus's trauma and recovery back in Ithaca?
*looks at all the comics I made*
Lol but really, I realistically expect it to be severely rocky. He’ll have good days, mostly bad days, but what keeps him grounded is of course his family, you know?
But imagine losing your entire fleet under your command...
...only to come back to an entire population of thousands of people, expecting that you will lead them.
What if he fails again?