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Maintain 30% tolerance with children at all times

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Hot bitches get undercuts

#undercut #hot #microwave #zoom #what sound does a car make #doja cat

Boycott Boss Baby for child labor

#boss baby #child #labor #ritz crackers #saltines #who tf eats saltines

Shoutouts to the guy who stood up and began singing California Girls by Katy Perry in the middle of the restaurant.

#california girls #were unforgettable #daisy dukes #bikinis on top #sun kissed skin #so hot itll melt your popsicle

Cat #2

#cat the sequel #cat #kitty #showerthoughts

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Cat

#cat #kitty #kittycat #watermelon #pizza #lemon pound cake #showerthoughts

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Kim Dracula.

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This

#kim dracula #make me famous #kimdracedits #rain #toothpicks #lemon pound cake

Parks and Recreation is better than the Office without question.

If you disagree thats ok because we all have our own opinons but your opinion is also wrong

#parks and recreation #the office #people arent going to like me after this #rip my social life #no takesies backsies #office was carried by Dwight and Stanely

Some words i refuse to believe are real after saying them 100+ times:

Netflix

Mayonnaise (why is it spelled like that)

Succulent

Sanitization (did i spell that right im illiterate)

Vase (how tf do you pronounce this shit)

Record

Objectively

Beverage

Rudimentary (what in the fuck does this even mean)

#illiterate #showerthoughts #not real #fake words #don’t believe these words #ive said these words too many times it hurts my braun #someone help me please #what does rudimentary mean #how tf do you pronounce vase

My tenth favorite music artist is the Notorious BIG. This is becUse his music is good and i enjoy it thoroughly.

#Notorious BIG #showerthoughts #top ten music artists #paint thinner #rolled ice cream #will i get banned for making bullshit tags

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TODAY IS THE DAY OF DAYS

THE DAY OF DAYS IS TODAY

THAT DAY OF DAYS JUST SO HAPPENS TO FALL ON THIS DAY

If you wanna know what im talking about check the tags lmao

#DHMIS #June 19th #Fathers day #Beach Towels #creamed corn #Gorillaz

Get out of here Oatmeal, nobody likes you.

#oatmeal fucking sucks #only somewhat edible with cinnamon #grape gatorade sucks too #fuck soft white lighting #dispell the rumor that irate gamer chris bores i forgot the rest #forks #angry post #showerthoughts

Chuck E. Cheese pizza is unironically good

And yes Chuck E. Cheese is a restaurant AND entertainment center! No debate.

#chickenwings #pizza #chuck e cheese #bubby #hlvrai #clam chowder #lemon pound cake

Being forced to watch children’s content on youtube for more than five hours has made me question my sanity and decisions in life.

#talkingtom #poppyplaytime #fnaf #minecraft #stop making children content

Hide all your JellyBeans, Sharon is on the loose.

#jellybeans #3AM #scary #showerthoughts

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Everyone MUST do their cornhole stretches before participating in the cornhole tournament at 10:33 AM. If you refuse youll end up losing to Jolyne. DO NOT LOSE TO JOLYNE.

#cornhole #10:33AM

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Comically large puzzles are very fun to do

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#so true bestie #< prev tags

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