🪶 — #DISPATCH (THE GAME): quotes for rp prompts Quotes from the first two playable episodes. Contains some n.sfw phrases.
Obviously I love him, he's my Dad.
What does that hmm mean? Just say what you want to say.
It's just, when you add 'obviously' it feels a little less obvious.
How do you really feel about your father?
Your dad is dead. You don't love him. You loved him.
Why would I be trying to find the man who killed him if I didn't love him?
I'm going to hang you off the side of this building and you are going to tell me where [ name ] is or I'm going to drop you to your death.
You know, for being a real piece of shit you are pretty easy to talk to.
I'm not telling you shit you fucking loser.
I guess what I'm saying is... I'm really glad I kidnapped you tonight.
Can we just skip to the part where you reveal your bullshit superpowers so we can fight for real?
Does this mean your career is over?
How badly were you hurt?
A lot of them were worried you wouldn't wake up.
Are you a hundred years old? Why are you talking like that?
I didn't hear a question in there.
Why didn't [ name ] kill you?
You haven't been conscious for months. It would be easy money taking you out.
Most heroes avenge their family. You did the opposite. You killed their legacy.
How disappointed would your dad be if he was here right now?
Your father, your grandfather... They must be rolling over in their graves.
What kind of example is he setting?
Who the fuck are you?
Right now I'm someone with nothing to lose which is probably bad news for you.
I'm enough to deal with a pack of skittles idiots like you.
Look, you're hurt and you're not thinkin' straight.
You don't wanna fight someone who knows which hand every punch is coming from.
That guy I threw... He landed on a roof, right?
I know who you are. You're like famous.
I don't think infamous is the same as famous...
Oh yeah, that's gross.
You look like some kinda mime DJ.
You look like you could use a drink.
What makes you say that?
The last couple of years have just been duct tape and sheer determination.
Why did you sacrifice everything to be a hero, even to the point of financial hardship?
I don't know, I guess I just like helping people.
Hey I'm talkin' to you, bitch!
Alright, just so you know, I only turned around cause someone yelled, not because I'm a bitch or anything.
Don't you watch the news? This is a superhero bar.
Is this your power? You're like, tell people obvious shit guy?
You're really gonna act like you don't remember me?
You are Sunglasses, Indoors, at Night Guy. Your superpower is that you're able to let everyone know in the room that you're a douchebag cause you should literally never do that.
Sorry. I choked on my spit.
Sorry, which way was that?
You are literally fanning the flames right now.
I though the doesn't burn?
Some people become scared before they even know they're hurt... Like babies.
It's not totally destroyed... Just mostly.
I'm not done saving you yet.
She's definitely not making it to band practice.
You're dead... I thought.
I'm only dead on the inside.
You look small... Different in person.
Never meet your heroes, kid.
I was trying to imply that with the silence.
I doesn't look like it by I am flexing every muscle in my body right now.
A washed up dad bod superhero with no superpowers... Can't wait.
What is that look? Best Buy Fight club?
Nice meeting you, [ name ], even if it was while we were both holding our dicks.
You're one funny bugga...
Can you show me again, I don't think I got it.
Holy shit, who's this freckle faced fuck?
That's an aggressive way to greet someone.
You here to whip these assholes into shape or what?
It's a hug, not a handjob. Lighten up.
I would resurrect and rekill your father in front of you if it meant I could use my powers again.
Tell me that's not your real fucking name.
I didn't do this.
Right. I feel like you've said that a lot in your life.
Can you just focus? What, you got ADHD or something?
Yes, fucker. Is it that obvious?
Could we maybe address the body in the room?
What are you doing? Gonna poke it with a stick?
Perp? B&E? Okay, Lieutenant...
Got anymore great advice?
I mean, this is why you have insurance, right?
This feels like a win to me.
Sometimes people, you know... Get electrical burns.
What kind of superhero flinches?
If you had people trying to kill you for the last 15 years you'd be jumpy too.
I make the calls. Not you.
You're right at home behind that desk because you're no hero.
You're just a nerd playing a video game in a suit your daddy built.
Now you're a twitchy little bitch turtle without a shell.
A real hero puts their ass on the line.
