Sunshine-Barbie

Fuck I have such a praise kink like tell me I’m making you feel good, that I’m turning you on. I need that shit 💕

in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy

remember back in the day spending hours trying to get the perfect theme for ur blog having it reflect ur whole identity. nowadays its like. i havent looked at my blog on desktop in 4 years and neither has anyone else

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

stop normalizing celebrities running for president with no fucking knowledge or background in politics

Speaking as somebody who still ties their laces using the two loops (aka “bunny ears”) method, these bows all seem to be created some kind of strange magic that requires bending matter to your whim.  I admire the end results, but there’s no way in hell I could do it.

Please make this in slow mo so my brain and eyes can keep up

This is…so me

astrology isnt real but every positive thing written about my sign is true