glum

Girl isn't even a word to me anymore he's a friend

We're doing to girls what the guys did to guys

i'd love to do to girls what guys do to guys

when companies overspend on advertising they think they're reaching a wider audience when in reality they are showing me the same fucking unskippable ad enough times to make me associate their brand with fantasies of anticapitalist terrorism

girl help rent is getting crazy in my lego city apartment

Firing a gun out of my door to help with Lego city rent prices

girl help i was shot by an unknown assailant outside my lego city apartment

Love it when you put butter into a pan that's still warming and the butter starts slidin around like where you goin girl

again. bodily autonomy, fundamental bodily autonomy HAS to have room for people doing things with their own bodies that you do not and will not approve of. if it doesnt, it is not bodily autonomy

Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause

Dear God

there’s beasts in there…

I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

WHAT'S THIS? IT'S THE GREAT GATSBY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

hold on

wheres winnie the pooh

i wish not to expose him to the horrors of combat

ay yo mr white i know its a tough subject but ur at that age where regular prostate screening is recommended so i looked into some resources and got u this brochure