Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music

Consider: the forbidden rebel songs are all from ABBA.

#mama mia *cocks shotgun as i prepare to overthrow the oppressive regime* here i go again

Telemarketers are such pussies calling with voice recordings..call me yourself bitch

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

yea that’s him :/

one of the many delights of being the Eldest Daughter is the emotional burden of being your mothers only confidante and personal therapist