they should have made you marry josephine right after duelling for her hand in public. for setting-appropriate cultural norms and propriety. and because it would be so deeply entertaining
can you imagine how hectic it would be to plan a wedding overnight at skyhold. missives racing to and fro. seamstresses working like madwomen trying to put some kind of reasonable outfits together. cullen barking at soldiers to form a workable formal procession. seraâs definitely hidden something in the cake and everyoneâs just hoping itâs not bees. varricâs trying to take notes while staying out of the way of a cassandra on the warpath against anyone threatening the romance of the day. the iron bullâs never been to a wedding before and has to keep asking if it normally involves this much yelling. josephine trying over and over again to take over arranging things while leliana insists the bride has to sit back and âenjoy it, josie, it only happens once! (unless they donât treat you as they should. in which case weâll dispose of them and get you another.â) the flowers are all wrong, the fortress is shabby, the bog unicorn is making some ungodly noise in the background. the vows are unprepared and earnest. itâs chaos. itâs a mess. itâs the best day sheâs ever had




















