Good Boy for Head Pats

“What makes you believe that you can become the Galar champion?“ 

 Trainer:

Call me pathetic, in hushed tones, with love in your eyes, while you run your hands along my body until I shiver

Tease me for how little effort it takes to make me whimper, to make me small and obedient

Tell me I’m stupid, but I make up for it cuz I’m pretty

Make me beg and then tease me for how desperate I am

Tell me dumb boytoys like me don’t need to think, I just need to be soft and make pretty noises for you and grab your shirt and do what you say

I’m your boy, throw me on the bed and hold me down because you know I’m soft and weak and of course, if you told me not to move I’d lay still as long as you wanted

Not really but I sort of get it now. You know how when you’re fucking someone missionary and their feet are on your shoulders? In the heat of the moment, a bitch can kind of see the appeal. Or like fucking someone in the Nelson position... the dangling feet are kinda cute.

Gay person: Cool, thanks. I’m just a normal person like y-

Asshole: As long as you don’t speak about it.

Asshole: As long as you don’t act like or show it in public.

Asshole: As long as you don’t tell me about it.

Asshole: As long as you don’t try to get married.

Asshole: As long as you don’t try to adopt a kid.

Asshole: As long as you don’t get a teaching job or anything around children for some fucking reason.

Asshole: As long as you don’t hold a public parade recognizing you as a human being who is entitled to equal rights.

Gay person: So you do have a problem with who I love?

Me:

When you're the last one standing, everyone is after you and the vibrator is going so hard you have to keep your hand on your mouth in case you make noise. Counting down the seconds until the game is up and you're free, you're the winner of the game, but then a hand is clamping down on your wrist and pulling you out of your hiding place.