silly billy :3

someone take my virginity pls like RIGHT NOW !!!!!! RIIIIIGHT NOW !!!!! PUHLEAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEEE

update... 😁

[grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you] YOU CAN CALL FAT PEOPLE HOT. I PROMISE. YOU CAN CALL THEM HANDSOME AND PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL AND SAY YOU WANT TO FUCK THEM. YOU DONT HAVE TO KEEP SAYING "wow you look like you give suuchh good hugs" AND "omg i wanna hug you >_<" AND "squishes ur tummy!" YOU CAN HAVE FREAKY SEX WITH FAT PEOPLE.

You're a whiny little dog, aren't you? I almost feel bad. You look so needy and desperate right now. It's cute on you. You wanna get off so bad? Oh, poor baby. It must be hard for you not being able to touch your puppy parts. If you beg, and beg pretty, I'll let you hump against my leg. How about that. Does puppy want that? Yes? Oh, good pet. Ah ah, no. Dogs don't use human words. You don't use big human words, because you're just a dumb puppy. Remember? Yeah... c'mon. Bark. Louder. Good puppy. Go on, then. Grind up against Owner like the pathetic mutt you are.

"just so you know your mutual fetishizes sexual violence" omggggg yaaaaaaay something i can bond with them over!!! yippeeee!!! yayy!!

date someone who is interested in you. i don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. i mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. someone who wants to read every word you write. someone who wants to hear every note of your favourite song, or watch every scene of your favourite movie. someone who wants to find every scar on your body, and learn where they came from. someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. there is a difference between attraction and interest. find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are.

And im your dog thanks

someone calls me well behaved once and i drop to my knees and start salivating out of two holes

first date idea I straddle your lap and suck on your fingers while you use your free hand to explore

Reblog to grope prev

Reblog to grope prev

need a sub that'll be so bratty it makes me stop being my usual polite, nervous self and turn me into a handsy rough jerk that'll slam them into the bed and fuck them stupid while degrading the shit out of them