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@good-mf-omens
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Most shows with overpowered supernatural characters always try to come up with elaborate excuses to explain why the characters can’t just magic themselves out of every situation. Good Omens doesn’t really do that, but you don’t really question it because you completely buy that these morons are so unequivocally incompetent that they straight up forget that they have the powers of fucking demigods. They’re like high-level d&d characters who only use the same three moves and have completely forgotten about the 73 magic items sitting in their inventory.
Crowley: I was totally planning on teleporting to this galaxy 4.3 light-years away but then you died and I was sad :(
Aziraphale: Oh I’m sorry. But listen, I need you to go to this village about an hour outside of London
Crowley: You Want me to GO WHere?? How the– how the FUuuck am I supposed to- I can’t Drive, it’s Rush Hour! You want me to WaLK?? In the Rain??! Please, be Realistic.
I know I’m desperately late for good omens fanart but look, just cos i was busy doesn’t mean I haven’t been thinking about them for the last three months. Drawn without reference on a plane but frankly? Not a hardship
the whole point of good omens is positive humanism and yet people will still b like “aziraphale and crowley would never be invested in Human Relationship Labels” like hello... they love dumb human nonsense... human social constructs and relationships are the moral center of the book/show

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idk if this has been done before but have aziraphale gavotte dancing to crazy little thing called love with perfect timed kicks
<3 <3 <3 my heart!
I mean seriously!
(▰˘◡˘▰)🌅🌅🌅 🌺🌺🌺🌺🌅🌅🌅
I..I love lord Beelzebub…
hi i just genuinely think michael sheen peaked with this look
Did he just imply...?

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These are David Tennant's two brain cells.
good omens au where crowley looks like this
but everything else is exactly the same
What do you mean AU?
as someone who walks a little like crowley i need to say that if you accidently put to much sway into one direction you will trip a bit and maybe fall (usually into a wall because your brain is like i know how far to stay away from a wall but it really overestimates its balance ability)
thank you for the inspiration
Uh oh don’t look now
It’s bound to happen, and you know it.

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i can’t tell if it would be more like
or more like
This time if you fall, I’ll catch you.