I have crippling depression 😃

*listens to humph! by pentagon* *listens to humph! by pentagon* *listens to humph! by pentagon* *li

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

glad i have an excuse to bring this back lmao

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

This fucking site…

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

I’ve had a very hard day and this actually made me feel better.