- ̗̀ fried alochol ̖́-

Frogs that dissect humans in the bio lab

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

not dating me? sad. tragic. for you at least

he lived with a man for a good decade so

my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao

wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on

Dont start fallin in love just because somebody showing you a little bit of attention

she breakin ankles

She said lemonade right b4 she juked him

^^^^^^BYEEEE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

WTF = What The Freak OMG = Oh my golly! GTFO = Grab That Fancy Octopus

Brains, beauty & booty.

it me

I hope I live long enough to see the children of Palestine, Afghanistan, Iraq and Syria wake up to the sound of birds not bombs