Gonzo Jabroni’s Creature Feature

AUGUST IS OVER??????

my bad gang there's one more

You should be able to listen to a full album without looking at your phone. You should be able to watch a 3 hour film from beginning to end without checking social media. If you can't do this, you need to start training your attention span as if it were a physical muscle. I don't experience boredom or restlessness because I've trained my brain to not be dependent on quick stimuli and dopamine hits. If you can't chill on a park bench while waiting for a friend with just your imagination to keep you company, you need to learn how to do it ASAP because one day we may not have access to the internet.

College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

You should be able to study for life, for free. If I want to spend my summer vacation on a uni campus studying literature or molecular biology, I should be able to access that for free. Why are we withholding knowledge? Why are universities and colleges behind a paywall?