Just Obsessing & Stumbling My Way Through Life

PROPAGANDA:

[Wei Wuxian]

"He’s such a sweetheart. He wants a baby. He found a child and said he birthed him himself. His husband helped take care of that child after our contestant’s death. So, he should get pregnant so they can have more children."

"He wants it soooo badly. Let him and his husband have a baby!! Give their A-Yuan a little sibling!! Or better yet, a whoooole litter of little Lans!!!"

"He literally has a kink of being bred by his hot husband, joked multiple times about birthing his and husband's adopted son, the world has magic BS in it. Case closed."

"He wants it."

"He loves kids, why not give him some more? Lan Zhan wants to baby trap him to High Heaven and drag him back to Gusu at any point in the story. Give him the happy family with lots of kids he has always craved for as an orphan."

"Danmei fans will remember how hard we fought for this extremely breedable man in Season 1. Please, friends, let me bend your ear about this man who canonically has a breeding kink (among many others)!

Wei Ying (courtesy name: Wei Wuxian) is hot shit. He knows he is, he's been canonically ranked as one of the most eligible men in the Jianghu. His love interest has been wanting to fuck him since the moment they met (sparring on the rooftops at 15 years old because WWX was trying to sneak liquor into their dry campus). I, too, have been trying to tap this goth hottie, but so far this man has remained fictional. 🫤

If "adopted-into-nobility twunks with big egos and class clown tendencies" aren't your thing, may I interest you in his alter-ego, "war hero necromancer who has experienced The Horrors and briefly delves into cannibalism"? What about "resurrected as a mentally ill twink and 'pretends' to be gay as a cover"? There's also a brief interlude of "cave-dwelling cottage-core baby-raising fugitive" in which he plants a toddler in the ground adorably, calls him a radish, and says he wants to give him many siblings. He also canonically notes that he wants a little one with his husband at the end of the novel. This is after they separately adopt the same child (that's a long story, you should read MDZS if you haven't already!!)

Please help Wei Ying get knocked up. I know this man could invent a male pregnancy talisman. He pulled his friend back from the dead and turned him into conscious corpse, I know he can find a way to build his own womb. Do it for Lan Zhan, who desperately wants to put a baby in this man. They fuck literally every day, statistically this man should get pregnant eventually. Do it so Jiang Cheng will need to hear his stupid brother complain about morning sickness and back pain and roll his eyes. Do it for all the MDZS fans who never got an extra with Wei Ying waddling around pregnant but need to see it. Fill the Jingshi with baby Lans, I know we can do it!!"

"JUST LOOK AT HIM! HE'S omega coded to his core, literally talks about birthing his son from his own body. Give him another baby!!"

"Look biologically he can’t get pregnant but I don’t think that would ever stop him from trying. If sheer force of will could knock him up he’d have a whole baseball team of kids."

"as we know, he already gave birth to Sizhui, but you can’t tell me he and Lan Wangji don’t want—deserve—an entire flock of little Lans."

"This boy stated he gave birth. He needs to provide Lan Zhan with more babies and Lan Zhan would be more than happy to breed this boy."

"This man has already proven that he can make it as a struggling mother, he deserves to be pampered for it this time. He absolutely would love to have another child and Lan Zhan would love to give him one. Wei Wuxian would be showered in luxuries and spoiled even more than he already is. They deserve this!"

"This man canonically tells his love interest he birthed the child hanging onto his leg. He wants to bear Lan Wangji’s children for him and has a massive breeding kink. Let’s let him finally win and get him pregnant."

Wei Wuxian propaganda from last season

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

IF WEI WUXIAN DEFEATS STARSCREAM I WILL WRITE A SMALLISH FIC ABOUT HIM FINDING OUT HE'S KNOCKED UP (of course followed by vignettes of pregnancy times) AND A POLL WILL DECIDE HOW HE GOT KNOCKED UP.