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missed a stich while knitting, 30 dead 45 injured

#acheive your dreams then achieve new more niche dreams

You know that ‘your sixth most recently used emoji predicts this or that’ type of meme? We should try that with music. okay, the sixth song in your ‘on repeat’ playlist predicts the next person you will be friends with or fall in love with. no cheating, let’s go

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

My #1 fave leverage thing is when any member of the team is in a bad situation and they’re just very casually like “hi Eliot” and Eliot, Patron Saint Of Fucking Up Your Shit, appears out of absolutely nowhere to protect them

with weather worn hands i raise this quiz to you: what position would you be on a ship?

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Gamers talking about pc specs

me saying hi! with my keyboard

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Bless monopoly-driven pop culture homogenization for making snobbery more accessible than ever. 20 years ago "i don't like superhero movies" wouldn't have gotten you a second look but now it immediately turns you into the most insufferable arthouse film bitch in the room.

Back in the day you had to be DEEP in the TTRPG scene to be an indie snob but now 5e dominates the market so hard that having played one (1) game of Pathfinder gives you indie gatekeeper cred.

4 days until wet rat wednesday

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1 day until wet rat wednesday

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

I'm reading The Thief and OH MY GOD! REALLY OH MY GOD WHAAAATTTT?!?! AAAAAA