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badjokesbyjeff

My grandfather swore by adding a spoonful of gunpowder to his tea every morning.

He said it was a very old remedy to help him live longer, and it worked: he lived to the ripe old age of ninety-seven.

He left a widow, two children, fourteen grandchildren and a fifty-foot crater where the crematorium used to be.

luisonte

Siéntate en la silla que es muy cómoda

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Millennial old folks homes are gonna be awesome!

LAN parties, DnD nights, wheelchair races, having awesome songs from the 2000’s as our golden oldies! It’ll be great, especially if we can line up our work schedules!

badjokesbyjeff

Millennial old folks homes are gonna be awesome!

LAN parties, DnD nights, wheelchair races, having awesome songs from the 2000’s as our golden oldies! It’ll be great, especially if we can line up our work schedules!

badjokesbyjeff

Millennial old folks homes are gonna be awesome!

LAN parties, DnD nights, wheelchair races, having awesome songs from the 2000’s as our golden oldies! It’ll be great, especially if we can line up our work schedules!

osanzo

my main reasoning behind anything i ever say is usually “will this make someone laugh” and very often i forget that not everyone else has the same agenda

brucebocchi

bitcoin is crashing again lol

jaylosplus

why is this funny?

kindness is a choice 💖

brucebocchi

and i choose to be a gigantic hater 💖

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Why would you buy these?

anyway, here's where to buy these [ link... ]

pearliegates

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

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nasa

A View into the Past

Our Hubble Space Telescope just found the farthest individual star ever seen to date!

Nicknamed “Earendel” (“morning star” in Old English), this star existed within the first billion years after the universe’s birth in the big bang. Earendel is so far away from Earth that its light has taken 12.9 billion years to reach us, far eclipsing the previous single-star record holder whose light took 9 billion years to reach us.

Though Earendel is at least 50 times the mass of our Sun and millions of times as bright, we’d normally be unable to see it from Earth. However, the mass of a huge galaxy cluster between us and Earendel has created a powerful natural magnifying glass. Astronomers expect that the star will be highly magnified for years.

Earendel will be observed by NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope. Webb's high sensitivity to infrared light is needed to learn more about this star, because its light is stretched to longer infrared wavelengths due to the universe's expansion.

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Abends, halb 11 in Deutschland.

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Morgens Elmex, abends Aronal

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Redbull verleiht Räder.

quamatoc

Fielmann. Die Freude am Fahren.

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Seitenbacher macht das Würstchen.

the-rainbow-of-doom

Mikrowellen leben länger mit Calgon

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Edeka. Einmal hin, alles drin.

calebs-hangout-corner

Dann geh doch zu Aldi

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Duplo macht Kinder froh und Erwachsene ebenso.

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Carglass. Und der Hunger ist gegessen.

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Es steckt viel Spaß in Hohes C.

oakbruh

Gibt's doch gar nicht! Doch, bei Höffner!

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Audi - Vorsprung durch Tech-Nick.

basilikum7

Netto lohnt sich

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Chrunchips - einmal gepoppt, nie mehr gestoppt.

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Sind wir nicht alle ein bisschen Fanta?

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Febreze - alles was ein Bier braucht.

mrsgallybloggins

Heckler & Koch, geht ins Ohr, bleibt im Kopf.

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was für 1 pun

badjokesbyjeff

Did you hear Jeff Bezos is buying Crunchyroll?

He is renaming it to Amazon Weeb Services.

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