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my fans are running a little fast , do you think you could dust them off for me ?

i got a weird error earlier , it's gone now but it's worth a look right ?

i'm running a little slower than usual , think you can clean out my storage ?

one of my wires feels a little tight , could you please help ?

and every time they open me up there's nothing wrong . they keep listening to me just to appease me , they love hearing my fans speed up when they open me up and tug at my wires , but eventually they get sick of me

one night i bother them with another made up problem and they smile , opening me up as usual , telling me that i'm such a good little bot for them and that they finally have a solution for all of my problems !

i'm already dizzy from them opening me up so i struggle to respond , and they pinch one of my wires to coerce a response out of me

i mumble something in agreement , maybe excitement , as they plug something into one of my ports and wrap something around my neck before closing me up again

they pat my head , help me sit up , and leave me there dizzy and confused and a little sad . normally they spend a lot longer investigating my issues !

a couple days go by before i bother them again . i bluescreened earlier ! surely i need to be looked at , right ? please ?

i'm flooded with intense pain signals and multiple electric shocks to the sensitive spots on my neck . i twitch and jolt , freezing in place before collapsing to the floor , steam pouring out of my vents