This isn't a Blue card. It's an 8lue card!

I got brainwashed and murdered our druid

I got arrested for threatening children, I have no memory of threatening any children but I sure did get arrested for it

Made friends with a mushroom man and then immediately got him killed

Got brainwashed again, but didn't murder anyone

Surprisingly was the one trusted with the explosive barrels despite my history of exploding

Got stuck in the ceiling

Got accused of murder, found innocent, then murdered everyone any way

Claimed I knew how to solve a puzzle, then got it completely wrong

Stole all the treasure before anyone else got to look at it

me walking in on bugbear and ogre banging, and nearly getting my face caved in

Getting violently blown up and dying instantly

Picking the wrong dialogue option and getting horrendously beat on until unconcious

My unconcious body getting beat until dead

Falling into a group of bandits and then getting blown up (less violently, I survived)

Picking a fight with a cow that then somehow caused a nearby house to explode

Getting my toes sucked by a goblin