Ive Gone To A Better Place

in 2019 we’re bringing back 2009 scene culture. everyone dust off your knee high converse. get out your hot topic band tees. dig up your rubber bracelets. i’m buying 27 cans of hair spray as we speak. i’m making you a cookie and i’m gonna fucking eated it

speaking of it’s been a minute since i spelunked in the baby names discussion facebook group

the admins of that group banned me because someone asked “good middle names for a kid named saint?” and i answered “bernard”

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

This makes me so happy

this is the future gays want

people draw critical role characters as high fantasy merchants with jewels and traditional clothes richly inspired by various cultures and people draw taz characters like they each stumbled through your parents’ wardrobes before arriving on a dnd set.

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

need me a freak like that

“I suppose the thing I was struck by was, we did have a guy who was reprimanded for weed on the [original Potter] film, essentially, so obviously what Johnny has been accused of is much greater than that.”

I appreciate that he’s just very “you fired a teenager for smoking weed but you’re going to defend a wife beater? Thanks for the job and everything but fuck all of you.” 

Wish I was born with super powers instead of bad eyesight and big titties.

@samneill

ok this is the only video that matters

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”