dick balm

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

Man sees doctor.

Man says, “You have to help me doctor.”

“Doctor, something is wrong.”

Doctor looks at man.

Doctor says, “First of all, you’re not eating right.”

“You’re not eating right.”

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna