24 she/her

i’m back what did I miss

oh wow

oops can’t believe I almost let a major world event pass by without logging on to tumblr dot com

back in my day we lost flappy bird

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

Hello, random billionaire. I want to play a game. In front of you is an unsealed, poorly built submarine. You do not have to go in the submarine. If you do, i will seal you inside and drop you so deep in the ocean that no one will ever find your body. Entering the submarine will cost you $250,000. Just to reiterate, you absolutely do not have to go in the submarine. There is no benefit to going in the submarine. You have 96 hours. Make your choice.

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

Where are the old, old tumblr posts about how we want a tv show and about how we need the first lines to be said out loud and how we dared to hope they might do this, AND NOW THEY DID IT

Remember being like eleven years old and just filled with primordial rage. I think I could have killed a man with my bare hands when I was eleven. What was up with that

i am not a human i am just a compilation of uquiz results

babe wake up prince philip just dropped

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing