Low-Cal Calzone Zone

I LOVE this she’s not even pretending to be an archaeologist she’s pretending she’s the long-dead mummified remains of a Celtic princess who’s been excavated by an archaeologist I’m living for it

also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

he and ares should've been trying to out drink each other the whole time

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

humans be like staple crop

staple crop to what

directly to forehead

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

love when the cd player makes little chirp and whirr sounds. she is excited to sing you a song !

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside